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Long Jeffrey

(n) Erection. An erect penis. Hard-on. Boner.
Can't a guy just get a long jeffrey while making out?
by bonethegreat August 19, 2014
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Jeffrey

Jeffrey, a really gay guy with a huge nose that most kids make fun of. Hes a tru nibba and is really good at video games. He will be a virgin all his life and loves to masturbate to his classmates photos on schoology. But all in all his dick is really tiny, but his heart is big.
Girl: omfg jeffrey is so gay
Guy: ikr.
Girl: his nose is huge
by Bigpeen32 May 15, 2019
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Jeffrey

Back in middle school, there was this kid called Jeffrey. He was the scum of the earth. Not only is he homophobic, racist, and disabilist; he was sexist. So that's a Jeffrey for you, an immature, obnoxious twat
Noun:
Intellectual: "Did you see Jeffrey over there? He called _____ a f@g!,,
Other Intellectual: "Bestie, you can't say f-slur, that's homophobic! And yes I did 🙄🙄.,,
Intellectual: "don't worry, I'm gay💅. ,,
Other Intellectual: "ok,,
Adjective:
Veronica/Heather: "Omg, Jakey wavey baby boo boo bear, stop being such a Jeffrey!,,
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Jeffrey Cockerblocker

A special kind of Cockblocking where men, specifically named Andrew, play a prank on you while you hook up with your exclusive girlfriend.
Andrew Jeffrey cockerblockered john last night at Staceys party.
by andrew piddlestein February 15, 2018
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Jeffrey Ling

Ever wondered who is in the persona clo Instagram reels? ITS MA BOI JEFFERY LING THE GOAT OF ALL TIME. He is so hot and he is 6'2 and he supports women suffrage and he owns a dog shelter and he also volunteers at his local soup kitchen, he owns a Lamborghini and gave me 10k when I needed it the most. Overall he is a well rounded guy that has all the friends in the world and everyone wants to be with him. Possible future employers he is very good at work.
Wait is that Jeffrey Ling the goat of all time from persona clo that works at a dog shelter and volunteers at his local soup kitchen??

NOPE its Ryan Reynolds but I see why you got them mixed up.
by anonymous May 13, 2024
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Magic Jeffrey

The act of sticking the rim of a glass bottle into one's rectal cavity proceeded by defecating into it. After the turd has come out of the butt, the user must now turn upside down so the turd that was recently inside them, is now back where it belongs.
I went to a party where I had to do a "Magic Jeffrey". Suffice to say, I didn't shit for five days.
by Michael Veerman November 22, 2011
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Jeffrey Epstein

Someone who didn't kill himself
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself

ps. if the mods don't accept this definition, they are on Epstein's list.
by Masihiun January 5, 2024
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