April 1st

The day George Washington and his men forced some aliens back to their home planet. The weeks leading up to the event were filled with strange occurrences, such as pyramids and crop circles randomly showing up. The battle lasted 30 minutes and although the aliens had better technology, George Washington had more men and was aided by a nearby town who was angry that their crops were being destroyed. Also, it's believed that a time machine arrived mid-battle and dropped off Abraham Lincoln in a tank. After the great battle, many of the soldiers gained the power to generate electricity because of radiation, all the toilet buckets were covered in invisible force fields, and they realized that snakes had moved into their food supply.
And that is why we all celebrate April 1st by electrocuting each other with rings, putting plastic wrap on toilets, and giving each other cans full of rubber snakes.
by udontknowmeidontknowu April 05, 2021
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April 1st

If you meet someone nor on this day that mean they are a joke so either the lady who gave birth didn’t use birth control properly or the condom broke but this it the day for national anal she day or national mistake day
“Look at her”
“She looks likes she was born on April 1st “
“She’s a mistake
by Rhia Cousins April 28, 2020
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November 1st

National “eat a shit ton of candy and get an upset stomach” day
Yo! It’s November 1st!
Let’s eat our candy!
by Hsiwnsiwmso October 31, 2019
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November 1st

November 1st. it’s the first day of no nut November..put your lotion away homies.
Ay its November 1st... yk what that’s means
by Nonut69 November 01, 2019
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January 1st

Fuck Your gf/bf as hard and fast as you want
“its january 1st im gonna fuck you so god damn hard today 😉” x
by MitsubishiV8 January 01, 2022
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December 1st

The most athletic people are born on this day

If you’re born on December 1st your going pro for sure
Jeff: Yo when’s your birthday

James: December 1st
Jeff: Woah your definitely going pro
by Lebron’sHairline October 13, 2021
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February 1st

It’s @ambeeeerskyeeee (on TikTok) birthday yay
Hey it’s February 1st, @ambeeeerskyeeee birthday
by PumpingCandy April 06, 2021
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