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jelly tug

A jelly tug is masturbating with any type of jelly or jam
I ran out of KY so I decided to use grape jelly for a nice jelly tug.
by Sqitso August 9, 2008
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Jelly J

a lit ass mf toronto rapper
Jelly J dropped his new mixtape last night, shit was fire
by Real Whiite September 10, 2020
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jelly thumping

action: a game girls play at parties where they try to fuck as many fat guys as they can before the end of the night.
me and veronica were at that party last night, and she won our game of jelly thumping.
by amandaxbandana October 15, 2007
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Clam Jelly

The flavorful nutrients excreted from the meat flaps after an eventful evening.
Dude your hands smell like clam jelly
by Dr Clam September 6, 2020
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Meat Jelly

Lubricant used for male masturbation. Can be a commercially produced sexual aid product or whatever one chooses to slather on and nut one out.
I keep my meat jelly in the night stand. I’ll run one out tonight.

I used my mom’s face cream for my meat jelly this morning.

I had to dry rub this morning cause I had nothing for meat jelly.
by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020
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battle jelly

An affectionate term used commonly by military people.
When male human ejaculate is mixed with water many of the insoluble lipids, proteins, and long chain carbohydrates are clumped together forming stringy jellyfish like white clumps. They are commonly seen in and around public and communal showers, such as dorm bathrooms or military showers because many people tend to use this as their "private time" and masturbate in the shower.

Since they are so often found in military showers and bathrooms they have been dubbed "battle jellies."
"Dude stop jerking in the damn shower! I stepped on your fucking battle jelly yesterday."
by roflcockter January 27, 2017
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Jelly Holing

The act of cutting a hole in someones mattress and filling it with the jelly of your choice. (for best results use grape jelly) see Jelly Hole for more results.
Hey man what did you do last night?

Dude i went around to parties Jelly Holing.
by Weasel0317 March 30, 2012
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