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new zealand

a country with a beautiful countryside, and lots of cheap stuff to buy but of great quality. Unfortunately, much like the villages in the South-East of England. In other words, full of racist pricks. We hitch-hiked across the country and found two racist people for every nice person.
<woman who was the first person to talk to us when we got to new zealand>: you had better watch out of the brown people.
by RobMaaan December 28, 2005
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zbala

a symbol for the meaning of garbage originated from arabic culture, used in many ways and many languages
Why dont you take the zbala out.
by da haze December 27, 2007
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zulaihat

The most kind, understanding, good always helping people in trouble, loyal with their lover, caring to others blurry and low with environment. Non famous but fit with aiman . Rarely found but valueable. always hide and disguise one feelings. Cheerful and
peacemaker
Mya:She needs to be like zulaihat, cause ger attitude so bad
Rose:absolutely!
"I wish i was zulaihat"
by Nibar February 5, 2020
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Zulal

The legendary princess of the wabbits and all should bow to the princess
by Pwincess Wabbit May 1, 2009
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New Zealand

New Zealand, right next door to Australia.

100% New Zealand, 100% Natural Resources, 100% Pure Energy Supplies, 0% Air Force, 0% Infantry, 0% Navy.
100% There for the taking. 100% Too Easy. 100% Ours!
- The Gruen Transfer.

Side note.
Bloody New Zealand, think you're so great because you've got one fat director! I'm sick of reading definitions that don't pay you Kiwi bastards the utter lack of respect you deserve. What's with the definition of no Australian's hating NZ? I hate them so much. One good thing besides being part of ANZAC... creating trench warfare. That's it.
1. Australian Gov: Yeah that's a great idea Sean, New Zealand's a great place.. to put all our dickheads.

2. Australian Gov: C'mon, let's invade before the American do.
by JoeBlack47 September 2, 2009
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new zealand

country voted to have the least sexy accent in the world. the men's voices sound as if their voice box has been pushed to the back of their neck.

the people of new zealand get upset easily. they will often try to start fights, especially with australians who just laugh and wonder why new zealanders get so angry.

the reason new zealanders get angry is because it is a matriachal society and women are hypnotised by a small group of women to never have sex. the reason for this is power of course, but it has nasty side effects - everyone knows that a man who doesn't get any, is irritable and tries to pick fights with their neighbours.

the only men that do get sex, are the sons of the abovementioned small group of women, and they are fucked by their mothers from a young age. these guys are extremely proud as you can see from a lot of the posts here. just walk the streets of a new zealand city any time and you'll know what i mean.
australian tourist in new zealand: excuse me, sorry to bother you. do you have the time?

new zealander: the time? what the fuck did you say to me? new zealand would waste australia.

tourist: *sigh*
by Jed Sanders February 5, 2008
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New Zealand

a small hole of an island lying of Australia. Infested with sheep and other vermin.
New Zealand is a perfect sight for Atomic Weapons testing
by aussyboy November 13, 2009
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