Zoom

A fucking shitty slow platform used by teachers designed to annoy you in quarantine. You used to play PS4 with the boys now you're stuck in school doing nothing but sitting for 5 hours straight learning nothing important that will help you in life.

Guy 1: Dude you do zoom classes?
Guy 2: Yeah, I fucking hate that. What's the point in going to school if they're going to teach me nothing important?

by Fizzzyy February 12, 2021

zoom zoom zoom zoom

to have sex in the 90s style

"all I wanna do is zoom zoom zoom zoom and boom boom!
Just shake your rump!" (Wreckx-in-Effect)

by HB-illin' January 16, 2007

zoom

your class, 2020 edition. you make your backgrounds cool and stuff like that .

hey! i have a cool background on zoom. gIvE mE aTtEnTiOn.

by twitch_user_datboi April 28, 2020

zoom zoom

West Indies term for a womans ass.

Da gyal get one fat zoom zoom! RASS!

by INFAMOUS February 22, 2005

zooming

The euphoric, exhilarating feeling experienced after the ingestion of conventional analgesic medication (i.e. Percocet, OxyContin, etc.).

Yo man, I just stole an oxy 80 mg from my parents. i'm fucking zooming man...

by amnadryk June 26, 2009

Zoom

online video chat service, usually used for classes

since classes are now online, we will be using zoom during class period.

by princessdiscontent March 24, 2020

zooms

Slang term for Psilocybe Mushrooms

Yo man i just got a O of Zooms

by Jrock August 13, 2004