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zoolandering

A repeated process of checking yourself out in the mirror and making sure you look hot at every possible angle, all while pouting your lips together to form one of Derrek Zoolander's facial looks (i.e. Le Tigra, Blue Steel, or Magnum).
J.R. needs to stop zoolandering himself all day long because his attention has been sidetracted away from Robyn.
by R. Dubb December 9, 2008
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zoolander

Yo mama: "wanna watch Zoolander?".
Yo daddy: "sure!".
by person yo-yo June 8, 2003
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zoolandering

A repeated process of checking yourself out in the mirror and making sure you look hot at every possible angle, all while pouting your lips together to form one of Derrek Zoolander's facial looks (i.e. Blue Steel or Magnum).
J.R. needs to stop zoolandering himself all day long because his attention has been sidetracted away from Robyn.
by R. Dubb April 8, 2008
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Derek Zoolander

Debra: Oh my gosh look at that guy near the KFC! He's such a hottie! Jenny: More than a hottie. He's a total Derek Zoolander!
by Baboon110792 March 14, 2009
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Zoolandered

when people die in a freak gasoline fight accident on a trip to get orange mocha frappaccinos
Shit, we were on our way to get orange mocha frappaccinos but we blewup instead. We were totally Zoolandered.
by Rick James IV May 1, 2015
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Zoolander

BEST MOVIE EVER. If you dont think so you are most likely retarted, and I dont like you.
A: "That girl just said she hates Zoolander".
B: "Stupid Bitch".
by smart sob July 16, 2008
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Zoolander the oversized mampie

Zoolander the oversized mamphie is someone who tries to beef u when u don’t know them. Mamphies beef all the time. Zoolanders beef everyone to hide all of her insecurities. They are are ugly fat biaches, they think they can act hard. Shows a lot. Their momma so stupid they stuck a battery up their ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"@zoolandersmama
I’m sorry if I was staring but I took me a long time to count all ur chins hunniiii.
yesterday I saw a Zoolander the oversized mampie. It tried to beef meh
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