zoolander

THE best movie ever made by ben stiller, also stars owen wilson. is soo effin funny

well you can derelick my balls

by chikadee December 23, 2003

zookasturbate

A more elaborate word to describe a situation where one is "exasperated", "fed up", "sick of it"

Usually involves animals.

Mr Cain was becoming very zookasturbated as the class began their usual ruckus

by Pippotomous October 26, 2020

Tay Zonday

The guy who sings "Chocolate Rain"

Tay Zonday - Chocolite raaaaiiiinnnnnn
some stay dry but others feel the pain

by chocolaterain August 4, 2007

zoolander

one of the funniest movies when you need to see something stupid

one of my favourites

Zoolander kicks ass.

by Aluralas July 14, 2003

zood

Another way of saying dude. Sounds like dude but said in a deep voice with a "Z" sound in front. Saying it unconsciously makes you look like a dumbass. Usually said in a sarcastic way to mock someone.

Also can be used as a filler, much like dude.

EX1
J: My dog died.
A: Zood.
J: Is that it you idiot?

EX2
(Girl walks by)
B: Zood she's smokin zood would you hit that zood?

N: yea yuh

B:Zood front and back zood?

N: mm-hmm

by Nadsafs March 30, 2009

zoolander

an awesome movie starring Ben Stiller.

"Old member's only warehouse. You should remember it; you're a dinosaur."

by Justine May 13, 2005

Zoolancer

A Zoolancer is a common Freelance Graphics Designer, either motion, 3D, web or print. Each Zoolancer has to deal with the weirdness that surrounds him at work every day in Zooworld. Being it producers, creative directors or project managers or the insanity that every client brings on a daily basis.

A typical day in the life of a Zoolancer is something like this

Your boss tells you:

to use 1000's of lens flares

to use comic sans

you can do this in 2.5d and it will look 3d

you should do it with a shape layer

this comp needs more pre-comps

to use 2 keyframes for 5 seconds of rotoscoping

to use a program you don't know so you will be faster

tbc

by Zoolancer April 11, 2010