zonk

A game of chance using five dice. You roll all five together, and ones are worth 100, fives are worth 50, triples are worth 100 times their face value, and 5-of-a-kind is worth 1000 times its face value. The object of the game is to accumulate as many points as you can before "zonking out", which means rolling a hand of 0.

Simeon has the highest Zonk record of all my friends; he scored 40,308 in one game.

by GuidoPosse69 February 9, 2005

Zonk

When you don’t know what you’re even on, where you’re at, what you’ve been, or who you are.

“I’ve said I’m zonked when I’m not even passed out” - Brody

by Sonk but with a Z September 6, 2020

Zonks

The equivalent of zoinks, but without the I so it makes the person feel way more stupid about the cringey thing they just said or did.

Bill: oh man, I love when I get to eat Toilet bowl spaghetti on toilet bowl spaghetti tuesdays
Tim: Zonk Bill, Zonks.

by DaddyPools November 7, 2017

Zonked

A level of being so high you cant lift the blunt up

Damn im zonked

by Coffleekid October 19, 2018

Zonk

A very rude gesture harnessing the use of prayers. Also the name of a really cool car.

"I'll give you my car which is named Zonk if you let me zonk you 5 times." "Deal"

by Kfbbwjdbevdj January 3, 2023

Zonked

When you're so stoned that you're just completely out of it

"After the fourth blunt Jeremy was totally zonked"

by K wala September 14, 2014

zonked

drunk, stoned, high, tripping, spacing,

When u have used multiple drugs literally or not, when u definitly dont have ur 2 feet on the ground

Im zonked for life

damn that guy is zonked

by Dizzy May 2, 2003