zonkey

Like the term "donkey", it refers to a bad poker player. The zonkey, however, makes especially flashy poker moves or uses language to indicate they "know" the game when it is just a matter of time until they "zonk" away all their money with their poor play.

The term is based on the animal called a "zonkey", which is a cross between a zebra and a donkey.

That zonkey was just saying how bad everyone was playing, then pushed all in when he was drawing dead. What a zonk!

by dimossi October 23, 2009

Zonking

Can be used as a replacement of 'f*cking'.

1.I don't want to go on the zonking school trip!

2.What the zonk?

3.I am zonked out!

(tired)

by #urbandefiner April 14, 2013

Zonked out

When you or someone is asleep and will not wake up.

"You where zonked out yesterday." Said Nicole.

"Yeah. It was a good nap." Said Linda.

by BabyMasterJR January 27, 2019

zonkers

1. Big breasts on a female.
2. To be suddenly amused about somthing.

1. Lakisha has some pretty nice zonkers, I wonder if shes wearing a push-up.
2. Holy Zonkers! did u see Robbie trippin balls at that party?

by Laxplayer99 July 10, 2005

Zonkers

brest, tits, cleavege

I've got Zonkers, look at my Zonkers.

by Ramra September 28, 2007

Screaming yellow Zonker

Yellow or green colored eye gook that sometimes harden to a crust.

Is that a screaming yellow zonker in your eye?

by Culligan shuberto December 24, 2020

Zonker

One badass person who you don't really want to mess with because he will fagban you permanently if you piss him off. Trust me, I know k? Thx

Favorite thing he likes to do: Ban newbies, laugh at newbies, ignore newbies, make fun of how stupid newbies are, points and laughs, has an itchy copy/paste ready to ?adduser Tequila F if I mess up like =

But Phoenix has an awesome car, its like O_O and Annaberries is like, Rawr rawr *Flesh*! O_O

Emote <Zonker> Points and laughs at (insert your name here)

by Tequila December 5, 2004