After smoking two to three bowls out of an otherwise epic sesh, they begin to gradually slip into a state of comatosis. While the rest of the group is stoned as fuck and having a great time, the zombo will wake up when the smoking method is passed to him, take their hit and then proceed to fall asleep.
The zombo will forever claim to not being zombod the entire time despite the fact they clearly were. They will claim to have heard what everyone just said but refuse to recite it.
Time has no bearing on the zombo, only weed. Immediately following a maximum of three bowls the zombo will begin to nod off and slip into unconsciousness as early as 4:30.
The zombo is an epidemic which must be defeated. Beware if anyone in your group of friends contracts this deadly disease. In fact, cut off all contact with them, for they will never be the same.
The zombo will forever claim to not being zombod the entire time despite the fact they clearly were. They will claim to have heard what everyone just said but refuse to recite it.
Time has no bearing on the zombo, only weed. Immediately following a maximum of three bowls the zombo will begin to nod off and slip into unconsciousness as early as 4:30.
The zombo is an epidemic which must be defeated. Beware if anyone in your group of friends contracts this deadly disease. In fact, cut off all contact with them, for they will never be the same.
Everyone - "Matt LeDrew out of Oshawa, ON, stop being such a fucking zombo!"
Matt - ".........I...I was not shut up!"
Matt - ".........I...I was not shut up!"
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