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Zipper Rich

An amount of wealth unknown to all of humanity, except one.

Synonyms: Jwonder Rich
This guy blackzipper carries the national debt in his wallet, he's so Zipper Rich.
by Blamo2000 July 20, 2009
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zipper sparking

Zipper sparking refers to the act of dry humping while clothed.

Like dry humping it is the process of two people repeatedly rubbing their crotches on each other while fully clothed. Often achieving an orgasm.
"Oh man John wanted to zipper spark with susie so bad behind the bleachers at the Junior High School"
by JrMint September 27, 2004
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Unzipping the Zipper

A term used to describe any sort of irresponsible action, not just an irresponsible sexual encounter.
Ignoring the $6.79 in his account, Jeremy told me he was "unzipping the zipper" by buying a $400 flat-screen television for his new apartment.
by Keeping the Zipper Zipped July 25, 2009
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Zipper Erection

When the zipper tab on your shirt, sweatshirt, pants, etc sticks straight out as if sexually aroused
Chris has such a huge zipper erection right now.
by HOLY CRAP I NEED A NAME September 24, 2016
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jesus zipper

Jesus Zipper, the line of skin that goes from the base of your man stick (penis) straight down and around your pill pouch (scrotum) all the way to your brown star (anus).
The term Jesus Zipper was coined by AJ Styles after a mishap in the ring that left him straddling the ropes in an unceremonious fashion. During an interview he said "I landed right on my Jesus Zipper."
by Rattleshark December 7, 2016
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Bloody zipper

To get a part of the body caught in ones zipper causing the skin to bleed.
I was in so much of a hurry for work this morning that I ended up giving myself a bloody zipper.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008
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zipper club

An exclusive group of people who have gone through open heart surgery leaving them with a scar like a zipper on their chest.
Lily: I recovered from open heart surgery awhile ago. Left me with a cool scar.

Dayna: Guess you're part of the zipper club now!
by Queen Elsa March 16, 2014
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