zipper blues 

A depressed feeling one gets from constantly having to move around or not being able to stay in one place. Comes from having to always zip up ones jacket because they always have to leave. Depression caused by successive movement and not being able to settle in one place. Frustration caused by constant mobility and inability to maintain a residence.

Amy's fifth move in one year caused her to experience zipper blues.

zipper blues by Monday May 25, 2006

zipper-ched 

noun. A chedder (a mojado who dresses up in country western outfits and drives big trucks) who is half chedder and half Asian, i.e. half zipperhead.

Joe was dating a zipper-ched.

zipper-ched by Paul Rael January 11, 2011

Zipper Rich 

An amount of wealth unknown to all of humanity, except one.

Synonyms: Jwonder Rich

This guy blackzipper carries the national debt in his wallet, he's so Zipper Rich.

Zipper Rich by Blamo2000 July 20, 2009

zipper sparking 

Zipper sparking refers to the act of dry humping while clothed.

Like dry humping it is the process of two people repeatedly rubbing their crotches on each other while fully clothed. Often achieving an orgasm.

"Oh man John wanted to zipper spark with susie so bad behind the bleachers at the Junior High School"

zipper sparking by JrMint September 27, 2004

Zipper Erection 

When the zipper tab on your shirt, sweatshirt, pants, etc sticks straight out as if sexually aroused

Chris has such a huge zipper erection right now.

Zipper Erection by HOLY CRAP I NEED A NAME September 24, 2016

zipper club 

An exclusive group of people who have gone through open heart surgery leaving them with a scar like a zipper on their chest.

Lily: I recovered from open heart surgery awhile ago. Left me with a cool scar.

Dayna: Guess you're part of the zipper club now!

zipper club by Queen Elsa March 16, 2014

zipper sausage 

Penis

Candi sure likes the taste of zipper sausage.

zipper sausage by T UNIT123 March 25, 2010