Zimbleweed

A game everyone on the planet is playing, where people are freely allowed to tackle somebody to the floor IF they shout ZIMBLEWEED before doing so. Founded in late 2009 and rose to popularity in 2010 after a facebook group was created honouring the game and its greatness.

Verb:
The actual act of completing a flooring of somebody

Tenses:
Zimbleweeded, Zimbleweeding

"John zimbleweeded me!"
He tried to zimbleweed the old woman but she was too wiley

by Guru Camdog January 19, 2010

Zombabe

A disturbingly good looking member of the undead.

"As much as it would probably hurt, that zombabe could eat my brain any day of the week!" John said as the zombie, a former playboy playmate, shuffled hungrily towards him.

by Juan "The Garrioch" Hefe October 21, 2008

Zimaaal

Zimaaal is the son of the donkey, it’s an incomplete donkey, so it’s a dumbass under construction, still haven’t flourished yet, once he’s completed he’s a full on donkey that bumps into everybody, bumps in the door, calls the police to pay his tickets etc..
But for now he’s still a Zmaaal, he still pays his own tickets but he still calls the police to make him a discount..he’s under construction donkey

- Bro I’m thirsty can I get a donut
- Bro ur zimaaal

by The_Father_of_Hoes November 24, 2019

Zimbabwe Election Screwjob

Highly disappointing event wherein the winner of a major election is made to share power with the loser of said election. Thus, "power sharing" ensues. This leads, over time, to the loser and his party marginalizing and screwing-over the actual winner who then must try it all over again during the next election.

Everything was going so well for Morgan until he got hit with a Zimbabwe Election Screwjob. On the bright side, he won the popular vote.

by Saiga12 May 4, 2011

zimbo

a person from Zimbabwe

Where are all the Zimbos at??

by Zoba September 22, 2006

zimbardophilia

Becoming sexually aroused and gratified by looking at pictures of Philip Zimbardo or being in his presence.

That guy who follows around Philip Zimbardo also has a shrine dedicated to him and has a crush on him. He must have Zimbardophilia.

by Jessiy March 22, 2005

zimboe

An artificial intelligence philosophical zombie "with no self-awareness, but programmed to claim to be aware in an attempt to deceive the truly conscious beings around it." Defined by Charles Stross in his novel Accelerando.

"A sergeant-at-arms, a mindless but impressive zimboe controlled by her spider's nest of personality threads, blows a sharp note on his trumpet." - Accelerando

by Aineko May 15, 2013