Nie strasz, nie strasz (bo się zesrasz)

The direct translation from Polish: "don't threaten me, don't threaten me (because you'll shit your pants)"

"Nie strasz, nie strasz (bo się zesrasz)" is a phrase (rhyming in Polish) used often by children in kindergarten. It was also used by president as a response to Russian dictator's aggressive speech in 2022.

by #WojciechWojciech May 14, 2022

Zeus

He is the worst god of them all. Suffers from bipolar disorder and many more unnamed mental illnesses. Tends to throw thunderbolts in tantrum state. Is a hypocrite. Is a chronic womanizer, despite marriage to Queen Hera. Must be dethroned as a king. Must be stripped from his title as 'god of justice and law'. Must be killed at sight.

Beware: Most people he dates tend to have horrible fate.

Ancient Greek Guy 1: I heard the Olympians teamed up to destroy the god of evil.

Ancient Greek Guy 2: Whom? Hades.

Ancient Greek Guy 1: Naw, dude. Hades is lit. Zeus 'Can't-Keep-It-In-His-Pants-EAT-LIGHTNING-old-guy' was the one that got destroyed. He deserved it.

by Hestia4Lyf December 26, 2018

Zeus's Beard

adj.

How aweful, what a suprise

By Zeus's Beard she is beautiful: By Zeus's Beard what an accident

by Ben Jermain May 15, 2006

Zeus Logic

A very ambiguous yet genius train of thought, usually involves a lot of nostalgic references. Can be confused for mindless ramble, until you get till the end and realize that it was nothing but sheer brilliance.

Zeus logic is why i go to middleeasy.com everyday.

by connertreffry March 10, 2011

Its_zeus_baby😘

The professional Fortnite player everyone knows. He is most known for breaking a chair over his fathers back when he asked him to stop playing. He usually spends 23 hours a day cranking 90s, while the other hour is reserved for purchasing V-Bucks.

jaquaveontavious: “i cracked him he’s low”

mikey:”oh no that’s its_zeus_baby😘, he will crank 90s so hard on us and nut in our ass!”

by Carl-de-la-santos_sick March 1, 2021

Forbidden Ring of Zeus

The act of curving one's foot-long penis past the perineum, and inserting it into one's own anus.

"Dude, I like your new shirt!"
"Thanks, I'm also sporting a Forbidden Ring of Zeus!"
"Nice."

by Shi Zewr Porwn April 15, 2005

zeus

King of the Greek Gods, NOT God of the Gods. The other Greek Gods did not worship Zeus.

I am Zeus, King of the Greek Gods.

by Fatesadvent October 23, 2006