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Zlomke

An awesome person with a great personality and will be a great person to be with/hangout with
Friend:where were you yester day
Person:I was hanging out with the Zlomkes
by 1hsbdhe xb November 25, 2018
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zelfmoord plegen

zelfmoord plegen!
by globalwtf January 19, 2021
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Zeombomb Bomb

When a brown person has a bomb but is too afraid to use it, so they say zeombomb bomb in a hope to warn the police that they have a bomb without dying for Allah
Jafar: "Please listen, zeombomb bomb!"
Police: "Get on the ground brownie"
by Jafar from not so far June 6, 2022
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Greek Suicide (NL: Griekse Zelfmoord)

A form of suicide where the subject, dressed in a toga, by him/herself or arm in arm with other subjects, slowly walks into the ocean towards the moonlight. The subject keeps walking till he/she is completely sub surface and drowns to a slow, sweet and liberating death.

Ideally the songcover of "Creep" by Scala & Kolacny Brothers is playing in the background. For example by putting it on repeat in the subjects car, putting the car in cruise control and letting it ride into the ocean alongside the subject.

(In Dutch)
Een variant van zelfdoding waarbij het subject, getooid in een toga, alleen of arm in arm met meerdere subjecten, langzaam de zee inloopt richting de maan. Men blijft lopen tot zij volledig door het water omgeven is en een zoete, bevrijdende verdrinkingsdood sterft.

Idealiter speelt op de achtergrond de cover van het nummer "Creep" door Scala & Kolacny Brothers. Bijvoorbeeld door deze op te zetten in de auto van het betreffende subject, de auto op cruisecontrol te zetten en samen met het subject de zee in te laten rijden.
Q: "Dude, how did your carseats get this soaked?" A: "I lend it to a friend who wanted to commit a Greek Suicide."

(In Dutch)

Q: "Gasten, deze vakantie was te mooi, beter dan dit gaat het niet worden, wereld gaat naar de klote en ik heb geen zin om terug te gaan naar mijn werk. Zullen we samen, in plaats van terug naar huis te rijden, gewoon een Griekse zelfmoord doen?" A: "Is goed, ik ken wel iemand met een auto met cruise control."

Greek Suicide (NL: Griekse Zelfmoord)
by Faswari August 12, 2021
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Zelma

Something who is, or is acting like a pussy.
Mike Cring is a Zelma for deleting the facebook account we set up for him.
by SeanofAustria69 July 15, 2009
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Zelim

Zelim is a guy name. He is a great character and is friends with Sonia.
Zelim Sonia
by Soncik August 31, 2010
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zelm

zelm is a force of nature that farts on people unmercilessly. To be a zelm, you must have controllable flatulence at all time, and huge balls to assist with the wafting of said odor
i talked shit and got zelm'd, i think it went into my mouth
by testaculator December 22, 2005
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