zenmasturbation

The sound of one hand clapping. It's not only a physical thrill, but a contemplative exercise as well.

Zenmasturbation is MUCH more satisfying than just wankin' it.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 9, 2012

Zenam

A person who has a great sense of humor and yet will never cross the line. He has got everything under control .

Someone who an incredible person.

i love his jokes, his style is so Zenam

by pk301 November 23, 2021

zeam

Zeam is a beautiful person that has a heart of gold. The beauty in their soul is overwhelming. Zeam while always be there for you, even when you think you don't need them. Once Zeam enters your life you will never forget them. They are brave, funny, loyal, intelligent and a change maker. A person like Zeam is going to go far in life and may need reminding on their own beauty and perfection.

Ps also a great kisser.

Person 1: My hair looks so bad today.
Zeam: What are you talking about? You look perfect everyday, babe!

by Choirnerdy16 June 7, 2014

Dirty Zehnmaster

Proving you are not gay by threatening anal on anyone that uses your name to make you look/sound gay

Is the dirty zehnmaster still going to punish us with his cock for using his name in a gay way?

by Templeton Sanchez September 25, 2010

Zean Cripplies

Person that is crippled by any means such as birth defect or accident.

Hey did you see that kid Zach?
Yeah, after that car crash he is totally Zean Cripplies.

by zenjamin April 29, 2008

zenman

The urgent need to slap one's self in the mouth for being an unusually poor friend. Particularly prevalent within the field of Psychology.

Why do I even bother cheating at scrabble? I'm such a zenman.

or

I would have let him, but I am a zenman.

by Sleeping_Giant August 25, 2009

zearmuffs

the hint you give at christmas when you give them earmuffs.

person- whatd you get my for christmas?
other people- it rhythms with zearmuffs

by the queen of latkes August 14, 2009