Zayden

The most sexiest beanie wearing man ever, 11.5 inch dong, typically found cheefing a joint or cart, or munching on yummy psychedelic drugs, likes to make fun of people who cannot seem to take a joke.

Zayden has the largest dong ever

by LordChinotuege March 14, 2023

dirty Zayden

When your sitting in your mum’s car whilst she’s popping into the bank and you try and jack off into your school pants before she gets back

Wayne did a dirty Zayden whilst his mum was making a deposit at the bank

by Snuggy nuggy April 5, 2020

Zayden

A celebrity of the Deer Park Washington are, he has a big penis and is very attractive. All of his male and female friends want to bang him.

Guy: Wow Zayden is hot!
Girl: Yes he is

by Zayden Aaron McCalister March 5, 2021

Zayden

Zayden is a wonderful human being who is very handsome and charming, he is known for his jokes and good company. He speaks freely and does not let the judgement off others affect him, girls love his athletic body and giant penis all the more reason to have a zayden in your life.

I had the best sex with “zayden” last night he lasted so long he’s so athletic and fucked me with passion.

by #1dictionarythroughouttheworld November 22, 2021

Zayden

A kid who plays Fornite all day

Man that kid is a Zayden

by anonymous March 14, 2021

Zayden

if someone’s name is Zayden the are most likely addicted to fortnite

Me: hey did you see that Zayden over there?
Friend: yeah he looks trash is beat him in a 1v1

by yesyesnonoyesyesno November 12, 2019

Zayden

Zayden one of the most stingiest man alive, he's very rich but stingy at the same time

man 1: hey can i lend 20¢
man 2: no
man 1: ugh you're such a Zayden

by silentlydying October 2, 2019