When you sit on someone's chest and take a hot steaming dump and then proceed to scoot around their chest and stomach like a dog in order to create a smooth, slippery, warm layer of shit; much like a Zamboni does to an ice rink.
My girl didn't wanna bone because it was too cold, so I gave that ho a Mexican Zamboni, and we were good to go
by i_POOPED_today November 19, 2014
Get the Mexican Zamboni mug.Verb. A sex position where the female goes into a bridge position while the male enters her vaginally in a standing position. He may have to bend his knees slightly to achieve this and should support her lower back with both his hands
The name was first introduced on the sitcom How I Met Your Mother.
The name was first introduced on the sitcom How I Met Your Mother.
They did the two-handed zamboni last night
by sex canada May 17, 2009
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Kristy Yamaguchi's routine was going great until she fell, and she started sliding around the ice like a Human Zamboni!
by dberto April 3, 2009
Get the Human Zamboni mug.a sexual act, Canadian in nature; 5 star difficulty due to preparation and follow through. Setting: iced pond with fresh snow. Preparation: obtain four standard sized cafeteria trays, cover with honey and place on top of ice surface. One must lore his woman/ man down to the ice outside and begin to have sexual intercourse in the doggie style position. As the woman/man begins to get in the doggie style position, be sure to have her/ him place their hands and knees on the cafeteria trays, and the honey will adhere the hands & knees to the trays. When the man has completed, he can push the woman/man away to the center of the ice, and as she/he attempts to keep their balance they begin to clean the snow from the ice. Grab your skates, stick and puck- play some hockey boys.
"Eh fellas, I'm going to take the woman down by the pond tonight and give her the ole' zamboni." "Take off, eh!" "Yeah ya hoser. I'm gonna do it, so be ready for a pick up game on clean ice fellas!
by FMA.memories.PSU October 15, 2010
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by Tyler V. March 16, 2005
Get the table zamboni mug.A sexual act where the girl is waterboarded and then penetrated from behind while her head is stuck in the freezer so she develops a light glaze of ice on her face.
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When a girl most likely in Canada as it is a Canadian sex act is wearing nothing but two skates on her hands
When a girl most likely in Canada as it is a Canadian sex act is wearing nothing but two skates on her hands
Stan: Aw, man you should have seen Natalia she I walked in from the ice rink and she was doing the two handed zamboni!
Ron: Nice!
Ron: Nice!
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