the worst person you will ever meet. Zackary Mars is manipulative and the worst friend/boyfriend. if you even meet a Zackary Mars, stay away. Zackary Mars says every slur he cannot say and is the most horrible person you will ever meet. Zackary Mars is usually a, gemini, cancer, or scorpio. probably lives in Oklahoma. everyone hates Oklahoma. run if you meet a Zackary Mars. he cheats on all his girlfriends and is the biggest player.
by wigglygoat April 24, 2022
Get the zackary marsmug. Zackary my brother
by mattius March 3, 2020
Get the Zackarymug. The pimp chimper who loves stealing kills from his friends and chases an Asian boy, Zackary also can lift a house and has a hard,firm booty that everyone wants to squeeze.I also look like Chris Pratt
by Steve Harley May 21, 2020
Get the Zackarymug. He probably has “genetically” curly hair but deep down he knows it’s actually a perm. And he also has the smallest penis from the entire group and he always claps his hands while he laughs
by Caazidc November 21, 2021
Get the Zackarymug. Perfect example of a natty beta that works at Walmart. Zack Grams thinks his portfolio is red and his G37 is valid, yet none of this is true! He claims that “this is awesome” when sometimes, it just isn’t awesome.
by Nattybeta420 November 14, 2021
Get the Zackary Gramsmug. a blonde hair blue eyed, tanned, hardworking, and super strong boy who loves to make himself laugh and is always making a joke. speaks primarily in inside jokes and pop culture references. loves the outdoors, old music, and dirt bikes. excels in survival skills, cooking, street smarts, and finding good movies. identified by big muscles and don't fuck with me attitude, but with his friends, he is the silliest in the group. when in love, he is the sweetest romantic you will ever meet but will not hesitate to show some tough love
friend 1: "what do you want to do today?"
friend 2: "oh, let's pull a zackary and do a 40 mile hunting hike in two days."
friend 2: "oh, let's pull a zackary and do a 40 mile hunting hike in two days."
by Occupied Vacancy September 19, 2025
Get the zackarymug. by Facicule November 21, 2021
Get the Zackarymug.