Doin your mom

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Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
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i'm doin your mom on saturday

by bigmoneymatt February 24, 2020

your mom

My answer to everything.

Teacher: Why didn't you turn in your homework?
Me: Your mom.
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Teacher: What do you think your doing, sleeping in class?!
Me:...Your mom.
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Teacher: Any questions?
Me: Your mom... I mean, your mom?

by Violetownz January 18, 2008

your mom gay

The worst insult you could ever use against someone. This will literally end their career and social life.

Dan: Hey how are yo-
Jonah: your mom gay
Dan: *is fucking obliterated*

by Ignam February 28, 2018

Your mom's credit card

Something you can steal to buy V-Bucks

Bob: I'm better than you at Fortnite! Ha!
Dan: But I have your mom's credit card

Bob: *deletes Fortnite*

by Tiny Chungus January 30, 2019

flush your mom

When someone falsely claims he has a flush in card games like Texas Hold'em or Omaha, you can say this to his face.

A flush is when you have 5 cards of the same suit. Not 4.

And no, 5 red cards with diamonds mixed with hearts don't make a flush.

"What chu got?"
"I got a flush.(show hand)"
"Flush your mom! You only have 4 diamonds you dumbass."

by Kevin Ju-ann May 16, 2021

shock your mom

an epic party mentioned in playboy magazine hosted by the kenyon lords and ladies swim teams. a party in which party goers dress in obscene costumes that would "shock their moms"

"dude what are you going to be for shock your mom?"
"dude i think i'm gonna a girl from that anime cartoon sailor moon!"
"dude thats awesome that would really shock your mom"

by dipsetty January 25, 2009

your mom hella gay lol

The insult to end all insults. There are no survivors

Me:Your mom hella gay lol

by Asseater80001 May 7, 2018