Yoni

The literal definition of a huge dick. Person with a huge horse cock that can't be destroyed. Person of the group with the biggest dick. This person is usually quiet but when he sees a pussy he goes completely wild.

Yo that man Yoni? He probably has a big dick.

by the big tits November 22, 2021

Yoni

Yoni Minaj is a Filipina politician running for presidency this 2022 National Elections.

"Yoni Minaj is my president."

by ribbon ni leni April 9, 2022

Yoni

Yoni was born by the God of Vegetation, Javid. Yoni translates from Hebrew to The Man. He doesn’t have the highest IQ but makes it up with his massive under tool.

How’s the Mayor of Great Neck?

Yoni? He’s good, he’s busy eating cereal and making tik toks.

by Jason’s Uncle December 3, 2022

Yoni

A guy who quite literally is probably the funniest guy you'll ever meet. When asked about what his spirit animal is, he'll always reply with bunny. He can get any girl he wants but doesn't because he is just too cool for them. Don't let him get mad or else you'll be 6 feet into the ground.

"Omg, why is Yoni such a funny bunny!"

by #1_FAN February 10, 2024

yoni massage

An ancient Tantric method of massaging a womans thighs, and genitals to slowly build up to an intense orgasim

I love it when you give me a yoni massage before sex

by rishiki January 2, 2017

Yoni Yodeln

Yoni is a Sanskrit word that has been interpreted to literally mean the womb, and the female organs of generation. It also connotes the female sexual organs such as "vagina", "vulva", and "uterus",

Yodeling (also jodeling) is a form of singing which involves repeated and rapid changes of pitch between the low-pitch chest register (or "chest voice") and the high-pitch head register or falsetto.

So in short: Eating Out, Cunnilingus

Oh god I yodeld her yoni yesterday so great and tasty.

Yoni yodeln is the best in the world, makes her happy!

by Cunning_One December 31, 2020

yoni wachnel

A sloth like creature known for producing copious amounts of garbage. It lives off of batch and soy sauce.

Dude, you unlocked the door to the kitchen! Now we have a yoni wachnel infestation

by assmilk44 May 21, 2011