When a man smacks his penis against a very skinny (must have ribcage showing) girl's ribcage.
Originates from the term xylophone for an anorexic girl.
Originates from the term xylophone for an anorexic girl.
"Dude, I played her xylophone last night"
"Im playing her xylophone later"
"May I play your xylophone?"
"I think with her I'd be playing the xylophone"
"Im playing her xylophone later"
"May I play your xylophone?"
"I think with her I'd be playing the xylophone"
by Borthwick March 16, 2009
Get the Playing the xylophone mug.Crazy, but not in an inherently bad way; a bit loopy or trippy. People who are hearing xylophones can be a lot of fun to hang out with.
No guys, I'm serious! I swear to god there was a blue light on the wall over there just a second ago.
Man, you're hearing xylophones.
Man, you're hearing xylophones.
by HoboAC December 8, 2007
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"My mom always told me to avoid playing the purple xylophone."
"My mom always told me to avoid playing the purple xylophone."
by anonymous March 29, 2022
Get the Playing the Purple Xylophone mug.by chickenblender October 7, 2008
Get the meat xylophone mug.When a man picks up a skinny girl at the bar then take her to a hotel then after master bating strike her rib cage with your penis
by Jfkfjrjdjjfjfjffmfjfjrj February 10, 2015
Get the Xylophone mug.Much like the Trombone or Trumpet, the partner eating out the asshole, simultaneously uses two anal bead sets to play on the other partner's rib cage, with a drumming motion.
"Carl was really enthusiastic when I told him I wanted a Rusty Xylophone. My ribs were bruised for a week. It was awesome!
by TheRatFinkLeroy August 23, 2017
Get the Rusty Xylophone mug.A sexual act in which a woman gets onto her hands and knees in front of her male partner while he dips his erect penis in a bowl of ice water and repeatedly slaps it against her back.
by HoneyTheHusky June 10, 2016
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