2 definitions by TheRatFinkLeroy

Much like the Trombone or Trumpet, the partner eating out the asshole, simultaneously uses two anal bead sets to play on the other partner's rib cage, with a drumming motion.
"Carl was really enthusiastic when I told him I wanted a Rusty Xylophone. My ribs were bruised for a week. It was awesome!
by TheRatFinkLeroy August 23, 2017
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When your partner tries to preform a Dirty Sanchez and you counter by shitting on there hand.
"Carl tried to pull a Dirty Sanchez but I beat him to the punch and pulled a Bandito Buster all over his hand and bed."
by TheRatFinkLeroy August 24, 2017
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