Playing the xylophone

When a man smacks his penis against a very skinny (must have ribcage showing) girl's ribcage.
Originates from the term xylophone for an anorexic girl.

"Dude, I played her xylophone last night"
"Im playing her xylophone later"
"May I play your xylophone?"
"I think with her I'd be playing the xylophone"

by Borthwick March 16, 2009

hearing xylophones

Crazy, but not in an inherently bad way; a bit loopy or trippy. People who are hearing xylophones can be a lot of fun to hang out with.

No guys, I'm serious! I swear to god there was a blue light on the wall over there just a second ago.
Man, you're hearing xylophones.

by HoboAC December 8, 2007

Playing the Purple Xylophone

A slang term referring to using cocaine (specifically, snorting cocaine).

"Yeah I heard Jim got too caught up in playing the purple xylophone. It really ruined his life."
"My mom always told me to avoid playing the purple xylophone."

by anonymous March 29, 2022

meat xylophone

a very muscular chest and abdomen

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a meat xylophone in almost all of his movies.

by chickenblender October 7, 2008

Xylophone

a musical instrument played by striking a row of wooden bars of graduated length with one or more small wooden or plastic beaters.

You play the Xylophone very well, Jeff Bezos

by SoberB*tch March 2, 2025

Canadian xylophone

A sexual act in which a woman gets on her hands and knees in front of her male partner while he dips his erect penis in a bowl of ice water and repeatedly slaps it against her back.

Jan and I decided to try something new last night so I played her like a Canadian xylophone.

by HoneyTheHusky June 10, 2016

xylophone

When you slap your dick on your partner’s ribcage mimicking a xylophone instrument

Why do I have to put an example every time? If you wanna see what it is just wake up at 3AM and go to your moms room and watch me xylophone her

by LaddyDaddy January 8, 2022