witticles are the testicles of wit.
for someone to mention the large size of your witticles means that you are robustly witty.
for someone to mention the large size of your witticles means that you are robustly witty.
Sara: WOW...your witticles are really showing today, John.
John: What can I say? I'm one witty bastard.
John: What can I say? I'm one witty bastard.
by answergirlanon April 12, 2009
Get the witticles mug.A witty comeback to a dark humored joke directed at someone. Also, answering to a sarcastic question with equal amount of sarcasm.
Tom: Dude, a drunk could drive better than you
Dick: Oh yeah, Tom? In that case you should drive
Harry: Tom, you got PWNed by counter-witticism
Dick: Oh yeah, Tom? In that case you should drive
Harry: Tom, you got PWNed by counter-witticism
by Jason Grimes December 29, 2005
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Someone who is witless but on the internet. You call them a "Wittie". These type of people tend to hand out most on sites such as twitch, reddit, youtube, and especially discord. Sometimes, these users may even be named Wittie.
"Learn some common sense or you'll become a Wittie!"
by Angel (Vix) June 9, 2021
Get the Wittie mug.n:1. An exotic coctail preparation whereby something is melted, dissolved, set on fire, juggled, etc.
2. A euphemistic expression for any kind of exotic preparation a man might undertake.
2. A euphemistic expression for any kind of exotic preparation a man might undertake.
John: dude, how long for those drinks, it's taking forever.
Rob: I'm just wetting the sugar. If you don't do it just this way it's not as good.
Rob: I'm just wetting the sugar. If you don't do it just this way it's not as good.
by dingdingdevo September 26, 2008
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Get the wottie mug.When your friend interupts the conversation by saying he needs to take a shower, then you would say happy wettings.
Raph: I just came back from the gym, and need to take a shower
Turath: Happy wettings bro
Raph: Thanks man.. you are a real G
Turath: Happy wettings bro
Raph: Thanks man.. you are a real G
by Y. R. S. July 18, 2016
Get the Happy wettings mug.To use a word or phrase twice in a non-consecutive, unrelated conversation, in a joking manner. Such as the use by comedians during a stand-up routine.
Comedian: Your momma is so dumb she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
....later in the routine.
Comedian: so, I went out with a good looking blonde MILF the other night... yea, didn't go real well... went to the movies then asked if she wanted to go to Taco Bell, she asked me why I wanted to visit the phone company.
....later in the routine.
Comedian: so, I went out with a good looking blonde MILF the other night... yea, didn't go real well... went to the movies then asked if she wanted to go to Taco Bell, she asked me why I wanted to visit the phone company.
by Colonel Flagg May 9, 2005
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