wumbo 

Wumbo. The word is mention in Season 3 Episode 1 of Spongebob Squarepants, but what does it mean. Clearly it is the opposite of mini, but what is it beyond that? By combining the two words Jumbo and Waddle, you create Wumbo, a complication that causes rather large people to waddle when they walk. Wumbologits study the field of Wumbology, the study of Wumbo. The equation to determine whether or not someone is indeed Wumbo is:

Circumference of the waist
--------------------- x Number of taken to walk a foot
Your Shoe Size

This equation gives you your Wumbo Index number or "Wumbex"
Based on averages, a normal number would be under 5. Anything over 5
means you are Wumbo.

There is also a number of conditions associated with being wumbo, heres two examples:

1. Wumbo by proxy- People who hang around wumbo people so much that they two being to waddle
2. psychosomatic Wumbo- People who are not wumbo but waddle anyway

"Wow that guy over there is really wumbo"

wumbo by Wumbologist May 15, 2008

wumbo 

it is the opposite of mini.

wumbo by sj26676 October 15, 2003

wumplestomper 

Black kid(s) walking slowly and/or grouped together in such a way that they inhibit proper human trafic flow in the affected area, which is most often a crowded hallway. Will easily become indignant when confronted about thier wumplestomping habits.

"Yesterday Mark got stuck behind a group of wumplestompers and said 'excuse me' in an attempt to get by. They turned around and looked at him, looked at eachother, and then one of them said 'Pfffttszszttsz whaz dat cracka think he's doing??'"

wumplestomper by anti-wumple April 29, 2008

waking up the wumpus 

Getting a boner

Oh man, she's so hot, I'm waking up the wumpus

waking up the wumpus by Yeebus August 29, 2017

Wumao 

Can be written as 五毛党, 五毛 and 5毛. It's an insult word for the Chinese Communist Party used by anti-Communist/pro-democracy people. The word is banned on a video hosting site, Youtube, along with Gongfei (CCP gangsters or CCP bandits).

Me : Typing 共匪 (Gongfei) and 5毛 (Wumao) into Youtube comment section of a random video
*15 seconds later*
Me : My comments disappear. It seems they really support CCP enough to delete words like these.

Wumao by Shiine-1 November 6, 2021

wampoo 

Native american word for 'wrong hole'

Jeanne yelled "wampoo wampoo!!!" when Todd stuck his cock in her ass

wampoo by Jeanne M August 26, 2006

Wumpscut 

:Wumpscut: is a German ebm group consisting of one Rudy Ratzinger. Ratzinger was a Bavarian ebm dj before releasing a series of tapes and then his first full-length in 1993.

Ratzinger has described his music as endzeit ebm, or music for the end times (apocalypse). His newest album, Schadling will be released in April of 2008. The music is dark, yet catchy and danceable. Primary musical influences are Leaether Strip and Klinik.

:Wumpscut: has a fanatical fan following but is frequently criticized for his extravagant boxed sets, which typically include items such as posters, flags, buttons, bumper stickers, postcards, t-shirts and other merchandising.

:Wumpscut: has released yet another album! Let me guess, this next boxed set is going to include an electric toothbrush and a tube of spermicide.

Wumpscut by Defaultet January 13, 2008