Wetty 

The term given to someone who continuously makes excuses to not participate social activities etc they were invited to.

Can also be used to describe someone who is generally boring and refuses to do anything exciting or anything out of the ordinary.

You still coming out tonight mate?" "Nah don't feel like it now, too tired" "Don't be a fuking wetty mate!

Wetty by jim93 August 12, 2011

WTFTYPO 

A typo so ridiculously bad that you just cant believe someone could actually manage to do so.

Greg: What was with that Typo?

Rick: I dunno i think someone sabotaged my computer!!!

Greg: No! i think you just WTFTYPO'd

Rick: /wrists

WTFTYPO by teamstream April 3, 2009

witty 

is when someone make a quick intellectual remark relevant to a situation

Robert is hilarious with his witty comments.

witty by Gerard Irick July 28, 2009

Wittyastic 

An adjective describing one who is humorous using both wit and sarcasm. They are both witty and sarcastic in their statement.

A man is wittyastic in his response to a question:

Girl: "Are you sure you're not gay?"

Guy: "I'm sure."

Girl: "Positive?"

Guy: "As a proton."

Wittyastic by Hanukkah Monica Veronica June 4, 2011

ditty witty 

When you're doing sit ups and your balls get crushed between your legs.

I would have passed the Phys. Ed exam, but I got a ditty witty.

ditty witty by Sisenior May 20, 2019

Wetty 

A person who's damp and is hopeless or lame.

Ugh stop being such a wetty

Wetty by Hitch302 February 22, 2017

slutty wutty

a word use to let youre friends know they are sluts in a jokingly ( but serious) way

alyssa and jenna are friends.

alyssa : hey slutty wutty
jenna : oh hi ;)
* alyssa thinks to her self, total slut. AAHA*

example two

kaylie :heey alyssa, is youre muffin shop open ;)?
alyssa :shutup! -.-
kaylie :ahahhaha slutty wutty ;)

slutty wutty by a lossssssssah ;) February 23, 2011