Wolverine

To wolverine you must acquire a full cutlery draw worth of knifes , forks and spoons then you must fist you girl using they cutlery items you have . This will cause great pleasure even leading to boqueefious

“Damn i wolverined that bitch she boqueefioused”

by sir_boqueefious September 17, 2018

Admiral Wolverine Lightning Bolt

The four coolest words ever.
As said by Billy, from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

Person one: What should I name my cd?
Person two: Admiral Wolverine Lightning Bolt, dude.
Person one: Why?
Person two: IT'S THE FOUR COOLEST WORDS IN EXISTANCE.

by BillynMAndy August 29, 2009

Walverine

A term Michigan State fans/students label anyone who cheers for the University of Michigan Wolverines because of their severe inferiority complex. They claim the term is only used against people who poke fun at MSU, but some now use the term completely unprovoked to question Wolverine fans/students on their affiliation with the school.

According to MSU fans/students, you're a "Walverine" if you fall under any one of the following categories:

1.) You are not from Michigan.

2.) You are from Michigan and have never attended college.

3.) You have attended college, but not at the University of Michigan.

4.) You have family members who went there, but you did not attend.

5.) You are a student as either an undergrad or grad at either one of U of M's two satellite campuses (Flint or Dearborn).

6.) You are an undergraduate student at U of M's main campus in Ann Arbor, but enrolled in something they deem "too easy" like LSA or Art.

7.) You are a graduate student, but not studying Engineering, Medicine, Law, etc.

8.) You're breathing and wearing the color blue.

U of M Fan: Go Blue!

MSU Fan: Hey, where'd you go to school?

U of M Fan: CMU, why?

MSU Fan: HA! WALVERINE!

U of M Fan: Where did you go to school?

MSU Fan: Why MSU. Why everyone who cheers for MSU goes to MSU. Duh.

by harrybsack November 12, 2012

wolverine

verb:

to have your dick sliced up during a hand job from a girl with really long, usually sharp, nails

noun:

a hot girl with really long, usually sharp, nails

He lost all wood when she began to wolverine his dick.

That fucking wolverine doesn't know how to give hand jobs!

by splicelite1414 September 13, 2012

Michigan Wolverines

A college football team with very cocky fans. UM, sorry, make that scUM fans constantly bring up their many national titles and their series lead over Ohio State. But they never mention that 10 of their 11 NCs were won in the leather helmet era, and that they haven't won an undisputed NC since 1949. Also, their series lead against the Buckeyes is pretty much only because they beat OSU alot back in the 1800s and early 1900s, when OSU was still a small A&M type school. Since 1950, the OSU/UM rivalry series has been prety much equal. (and Ohio State has won 4 of the last 5)

Michigan Wolverines fan: We always own the Buckeyes
OSU Buckeyes fan: What about all those times we beat you?
Michigan Wolverines fan: Um.....well.....derr....i don't know
OSU Buckeyes fan: What a moron

by osu fan August 7, 2006

wolverine that ho

To cum on a fork and then proceed to run that fork through a girl's hair

Man was slamming that girl after dinner, I picked up my fork and then wolverine that ho

by Ubba February 28, 2008

Wolverine

1) (Latin name: Gulo Gulo)A member of the weasel family, commonly called a skunkbear. Typically scavengers and will feed on whatever is available. Note: Wolverines have never lived in Michigan.

2) A (completely hypothetical) mascot for the University of Michigan. Hypothetical in the sense that no pictures/costumes of this mascot exist and are currently used.


3) A member of "X-men" with sharp steel blades coming from the knuckles on both hands.

1) That's one ugly wolverine!

2) scUM student: Isn't our mascot that corn and blue 'M?'

3) Ah Shit! Wolverine's here!

by Academic Type January 13, 2005