The Woodstocker

A variation of The Shocker. Performed while giving oral pleasure to your "special lady". Instead of the commonly accepted "two in the pink, one the stink", soften things up by making a peace sign and driving those digits home. One finger for each hole. While doing it if you want to hum " Don't you want somebody to love" by Jefferson Airplane, go for it.

All girls love The Woodstocker, if they tell you otherwise, they are lying.

by K. F. Tierce August 2, 2006

Woodstock Ontario

Welcome to trash filled Woodstock Ontario. Home to OXYCONTIN pill poppers, rednecks, and inbreds. Crime and drugs run rampent in the city. Woodstock is a disgrace to the rest of Canada, and has the higest amount of Hillbilly's per capita in Canada.

Welcome to Beautiful Woodstock Ontario, Make sure you check out our Water Fountain where the crackheads are searching for there next high.

by mayorwoodstock July 27, 2009

Woodstock

The greatest rock and roll festival of all time. It was held at Yasgurs Farm (600 Acres) near Woodstock, New York on August 15-17 1969. Some of the greatest musicians of the time were there including; Jimi Hendrix, Ten Years After, Janis Joplin, Joan Baez, Creedence Clearwater Revival, the Who, Canned Heat, Country Joe & the Fish, Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young, and much much more. There were a ton of drugs here. 3 children were born, a few were conceived, and one or two people died.

'What do you think was the greatest concert?'

'Even though it was a festival, Woodstock by far.'

by UHMM December 8, 2006

Woodson

A lit school in NOVA Also know as weedson. Hallways are full of snakes, transfer out as fast as you can

Bruh woodson sucks

by Oh yes pleas March 31, 2017

Wood Stone Retard

A victory chant used by online gamers, specifically in "Rainbow Six Siege". Commonly used either after a round win, or game winning victory!

We destroyed that team bro! WOOD STONE RETARD, WOOD STONE RETARD!

by JPGEdward March 29, 2017

Jayshawn Woodson

Jayshawn is a very loving and caring person. If he want something he gone go out and look for it. Hes easy to talk to he got your back no matter when it comes down to his girl,family, and friends he don't play

Were's Jayshawn Woodson when I need him.

by Jayshawnnn May 20, 2018

Woodstock

Woodstock was a festival, probaly the coolest music festivals ever. Jimi hendrix and the who played and so did many other bands. It was pretty sic i have the dvd so u should get it if u can see people who have drugs and nudists

Purple haze all in my brain- Jimi Hendrix
The who played
Sha-na na na

by led zeppelin June 6, 2005