Definitions by mayorwoodstock

Woodstock Ontario 

Welcome to trash filled Woodstock Ontario. Home to OXYCONTIN pill poppers, rednecks, and inbreds. Crime and drugs run rampent in the city. Woodstock is a disgrace to the rest of Canada, and has the higest amount of Hillbilly's per capita in Canada.

Welcome to Beautiful Woodstock Ontario, Make sure you check out our Water Fountain where the crackheads are searching for there next high.

Woodstock Ontario by mayorwoodstock July 27, 2009