Chili Wonka

The act of paying a midget to dress up as an Oompa Loopma. From there, you have the midget eat three and a half bowls of chili. When digested, the midget will take a dump on your chest so you can get high off the aroma.

Guy 1: Dude, I've always wanted to try a Chili Wonka, but I don't know any midgets.

Guy 2: Don't worry, man! My neighbor is a midget. I'll set you up.

by Dankerman January 7, 2013

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Wonga

money, cash, dosh,

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

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Willy Wonka

A personality in a Wonderful movie that has nothing to sexually do with anything.

also he rocks.

Willy Wonka's Candy factory is the shit.

by Cris August 14, 2005

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Wonga Man

The legendary man who rose to fame simply by saying 'Wonga!' on the Envirofone advert. Has since become an Internet sensation. Is often used in videos to illustrate a point through the use of the word 'Wonga!'.

Narrator: 'Want some money for your phone?'

Wonga Man: 'WONGA!'

by The Royal Bank of Wonga January 29, 2010

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wonka machine

When a slutty ass girl is blowing one man and is also is jerking one off in each hand. So 3 guys and one girl causing her to ski poles and neck in a fashion that resembles and crazy ass candy machine from Willy Wonka. When over they never speak to that hood rat again.

At the party last night Britany totally wonka machined those three guys over there. What a freak.

by Pimpski, Grizzz, Stovetop February 17, 2007

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