you wont last 30 seconds 

that message on those pornhub ads for games that say "this is so much better than watching porn" and "you will cum in 30 seconds" and stuff like that.

guy: man im ready to jerk off to some porn
ad: you wont last 30 seconds playing this game
guy: ooh

you wont last 30 seconds by cockjacker March 1, 2023

Wonton 

Noun - the act of performing below expectations.

Verb - to fail miserably, whether by deliberate actions or unforeseen circumstance / chance.

Noun - my fantasy football team was projected to win this week, but they pulled a wonton and scored half as many as my opponent.

Verb - Jeremy: "Did Matt ever pay up on that $100 bet?" Jason: "No, the kid wontoned me and said he would buy me a couple lunches and call it even, and then he double wontoned me by backing out of that deal too"

Wonton by jay20716 October 13, 2014

Wonton Animal Chin 

As long as you're still searching for Chin, you've already found him

Wonton Animal Chin by Anonymous June 6, 2003

wotlk 

Akronym of Wrath of the Lich-King, the upcoming expansion for the very popular MMORPG World of Warcraft.

"Wolk" can aslo be used as an alternative as a short for Wrath of the Lich-King.

-Omg, they say that a new class will be able to play with Wotlk! Death Knight! Nice!
-Yeah but you know they also say that you will unlock that class at lvl 80...
-Oh man, it will take me years to lvl to lvl 80... :(

wotlk by Hangloose November 13, 2007

wont-shutup-a-saurus 

A term used to describe that one person in the office who in any given situation, be it a large meeting, small meeting, or casual conversation simply will not shup up. This person seldom stops talking so that they can be the center of attention and voice their opinions about everything possible.

When speaking to this person you may believe them to be listening. However they are not hearing a single word you say and are instead trying to find the first entry point for them to interrupt you and resume talking.

A wont-shutup-a-saurus will often tie up others in the office for large periods of time with total disregard for the fact that they may have work to do or that there may be a person waiting to talk to them about something important (even if this person is standing directly behind them).

Boy that guy sure is a wont-shutup-a-saurus, he was talking to me about his ridiculously over priced suit & shoes for over an hour yesterday.

wont-shutup-a-saurus by Old man Herbert January 24, 2008

Wotless 

A word meaning to not care profoundly about anything, and just having a hell of a time not caring what anyone says or thinks of you. Also the song that won Kes $2,000,000 in the 2011 Soca Monarch competition.

Right now ah jus wotless, and I don't really careless, my girlfriend she go get vex, my family go send text.

Wotless by SocaMonsta March 20, 2011

wongle 

Also known as a Julia. It means smelly yet loveable.

But other than than, the word wongle is undefineable. Shame on you for looking up such a ridiculous word.

"I met Wongle on 'fresh yesterday, I thought she was smelly yet rather loveable."

wongle by member of the welovewooble society September 5, 2005