wongle 

To wongle is to rub the erect penis up and down your sleeping girlfriend/wifes ass crack to try and wake them up for sex. (You all know what I'm talking about!)

I was horny as fuck when I got in from the pub last night. I got into to bed and wongled the wife. She didn't wake up so i whacked one off and went to sleep!

wongle by Rayzor October 11, 2006

Wonger 

A skinny asian friend that looks some what like an asian tourist and has pale legs.

When wonger pulls up his asian pants you can see his pale ass legs.

Wonger by Scjakbwbk July 10, 2018

wonkel 

Having a really good bouncy time with friends!

"Hey, bro, let's wonkel!"
"Yeah, bro, let's go!"

wonkel by nuu.ked November 5, 2018

Wonglongalot 

A word used to describe a man in his masturbation phase.

Person 1: Hey, what is your favorite hobby?

Person 2: I like to Wonglongalot in most of my spare time.

Wonglongalot by Mary && Lynz February 14, 2008

Wongleflopped 

Generic term used by my mates, they know who they are, for getting extremely high smoking weed, specifically.

Jeesuz lads I was fuckin' wongleflopped last night.

Wongleflopped by Cuz1974 February 12, 2009

wangeling 

Walking down to the train station

Im wangeling down to to train station

wangeling by ANANCAVITY November 14, 2017

Wonged 

Getting absolutely plastered to the point you forgot what you said the night before.

Man I'm so wonged right now, don't let me drink any more.

Wonged by Xx_wo_e November 30, 2018