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just wondering

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the biggest FUCKING lie of ALL time. If anyone ever says "just wondering" you have the right to black mail and interrogate that son of a bitch until you uncover the truth. ESPECIALLY if it's about someone you might like.
Do you like *****
Umm not really? Why?
Just wondering
FUCKKKCKCKCKCK OFFFFFF
by ASDFGHKL April 11, 2018
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wonderlicious

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adj. Possesing a quality of greatness. Coined by Kerri Butler
My friend Kerri is not merely superb; she's wonderlicious!
by Jeff Morton October 24, 2003
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wonderkiss

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The kiss goodnight your mom gives you right after she gave dad a blow job. It's named a wonderkiss because now after you read this, you'll always wonder if this happened to you at some time in your life...
"Ever wonder why mom's breath got funky in the evening? That'd be the wonderkiss"
by Heathen 2.0 January 22, 2008
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wondering

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I have a wondering about that.
by katsmada January 27, 2003
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Just wondering

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Bad excuse to cover their true intention. Although it's easy to acknowledge that they are "just wondering," people use this phrase all the time for cretinous reason. I don't know.
(Ingame, random chat from game friend): Just wondering how old are you? Just wondering, really...
by donassumygender October 15, 2019
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Stevie Wondering

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The act of looking hideously upward whilst swaying and grooving to an unknown orchestra in the sky.
Stevie Wondering has many practical applications such as:

-Marking coordinates for a mortar strike
-Signaling cargo vessels into port
-Recieving interstellar radio transmissions
-Controlled demolition of uninhabited buildings
-Performing cesarian section procedures
-Triggering lasers at Pink Floyd concerts
-Adjusting spark timing on internal combustion engines
-Tuning pianos
-Cleaning skyscraper windows
-Navigating your way through a labyrinth
-Telepathically commanding squirrels to do your dirty work
-Triggering avalanches
-Removing stains on leather upholstery
-Measuring tire pressure
-Analysing exhaust emissions
-Causing the heads of clowns to spontaneously rupture
-Instantly solving complex algebraic equations
-Causing large bridges to oscillate at a specific resonant
frequency
-Heating large vats of cooking oil quickly and painfully
-Replacing lightbulbs on radio communications towers
-Consulting with the rain?
-Prepping automobiles for paint
-Chiseling birthday cards into slates
-Constructing massive heated beaver dams for your family to live in
-Steam distilling large amounts of drinking water
-Pumping sludge from basement sinkholes

-And above all, playing one hell of a piano groove
by ellsworthtoohey August 3, 2012
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Wondermints

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When hot guys (well some of them) over 40 make music. It may sound something like The Beatles and The Beach Boys having love children. They may also have fans that are underage that may or may not be hit on. They do well as a backing band. They may or may not come late to concerts at the House of Blues.
Wondermints, those late motherfuckers!

Wondermints, what tasty guys! Hope they don't take my daughter with them!

Nick is such a Wondermint!
by Penny Knows June 18, 2011
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