woebag
A noob or newbie who isn't aware of their shortcomings. Particularly used in reference to snowboarding or skiing skills.
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Fruit Wombat
A naked gay fire flaming circus midget with a chode that is known for performing a gaggle of blumpkin's.
Fruit Wombat by Lilballofun January 27, 2010
Lactating wombat
Lactating wombat is the term given to a short, round, aged and loud man that has no discernable good looks and bears the resemblance of a wombat. He has mild erectile dysfunctions along with sore, tender nipples which leak prefusely.
"man, that guy just keeps talking, and look at the wet patches on his shirt!, he looks like a lactating wombat"
Lactating wombat by Control-room Bloke April 2, 2010
Wombatism
The religious belief which worships Wombats, stating that they are the masters of everything and the universe, creating the world as we know it, and everything around us. They are the secret masters of knowledge and strength. Only a select few are chosen as the disciples of these mysterious and awesome creatures, everyone else is a follower, united love, and brought together by the belief and spiritual powers of Wombats.
I am convincing a girl in school that i worship wombats, hence the name Wombatism, and this definition.
wombat monkey
an unknown creature that only eats popcorn kernel indigenous to the Choccolocco Area. Known by their strange mating call that can be heard for miles.
Zach: Did you hear that?
(wombat monkey): EEEEEoooorrrrkkkkieieieie
Matt: Yup! That's a wombat monkey in heat!
(wombat monkey): EEEEEoooorrrrkkkkieieieie
Matt: Yup! That's a wombat monkey in heat!
wombat monkey by Lilrandom July 6, 2008
gutted wombat
gutted wombat by not Drew December 25, 2007
Spastic Wombat
A woman who is freaking out hysterically, over.....nothing at all.
What a waste of money brains and time....
What a waste of money brains and time....
Spastic Wombat by ivana flailsomemore August 26, 2016