witness gaxkang

When someone talks to you and throws you off with distracting information then suddenly reveals their true form and attacks you without any apparent reason. From the video game Dragon Age: Origins.

"Eyes are on you from a very high vantage, Grey Warden. I cannot hide in your wake, and I will not be a footnote! Witness Gaxkang!"

(transforms into an undead boss and starts attacking your party)

by Maki_Man November 21, 2009

Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!

You are about to get destroyed physically, mentally, and spiritaully. Generally if this phrase is bellowed out it means the bellower is about to engage in a mass slaughter with absolutly no care for their own safety. Expect no quarter given. Although a relitivly rare act, certain social pressures, neurological ihibitors, or defeat in a video game can cause this.

Vavey: Owned you again!

Dave: Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!

Vavey: ohhhh....crap

*Gore everywhere, house destroyed along with neighboring countries

by Vavey May 5, 2007

Come without porn

Taking on a difficult task.

Synonymous to successful masturbation without pornography.

"I've always been a shy guy but I think she'll go out with me if I ask politely."
-- "All things are possible if you can come without porn."

"If I can come without porn I can get a 4.0"

"She won't give me a blumkin unless you believe in coming without porn"

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J November 8, 2009

Facebook's Witness Relocation Program

When your Facebook is full of a bunch of random friends, you lose control of who sees your information.....so you have to create a new Facebook account where in which you only add your "real friends."

Suzie Q. realized her boss was a friend on her Facebook account, so she couldn't put anything fun up so as not to dis-impress her boss. So, she became one of many to join the new trend of partaking in Facebook's Witness Relocation Program and made a new Facebook and put up all of her crazy pictures and only added her "real friends."

by Train, L July 1, 2009

Up shit creek without a paddle

(Idiom) To be in an undesirable situation*.

*Elitist would actually enjoy this.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Without Me

A popular song by Eminem taken from his album The Eminem Show with a really catchy chorus and saxophone riff. The video for the song won Video of the Year, Best Male Video, Best Rap Video, and Best Direction at the MTV Music Awards. It was also included on is compilation album Curtain Call: The Hits.

"nobody listens to techno!"

"you heard without me by eminem? it's funny as hell"

by 0800 00 1066 October 9, 2008

Spain without the S

Another way to say I'm dying inside, or I am in constant pain, without actually saying it

Being 1: how are you doing

Being 2: I'm in Spain without the s

Being 1: ....O h-

by haha imagine existing February 18, 2021