Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole

The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show

Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.

by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

witherwanded

Impotent or limpdicked.

Durwood is about as witherwanded as is possible without actually toting it around in a pickle jar.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

witherage

The age at which one begins to wither. Exactly which age this is varies broadly between individuals, and is subject to genes, environmental and lifestyle factors.

Andy, you're 35 now - isn't it time to think about saving for your fast-approaching witherage?

by Andy Sword November 6, 2010

witherd

When a network's networth's not wired by lemon or lime or online by being withered, it's wither-ed - a prefect excuse, um, reason, if you ask me.

I think ur sendn bt sms undeliverd,ur tryin bt netw witherd.

by Hercolena Oliver April 30, 2008

withered old beast

A big ass dick that's been in far too many vaginas

He slapped that bitch with his withered old beast

by satan666dingus October 27, 2016

witherill

sexy fucking beast

oh wow witherill, you’re a sexy fucking beast

by johnson_adam December 14, 2020

withered chica

a watermelon

withered chica is a watermelon

by alice cox September 6, 2021