Wise Beard Man 

Scientology critic and emmy winner Mark Bunker. Creator of xenutv.com and spiritual leader of Anonymous in the fight against Scientology.

"Wise Beard Man is Wise"

"Wise Beard Man: his words are wise, his face is beard."

"Bunker is a prejudist. He prejudices."

Wise Beard Man by Anon5858 January 11, 2009

weissenheimer

a smart ass, or practical joker.
term is of German origin.

John has a quip for any comment. What a weissenheimer!

weissenheimer by jagertroop September 18, 2006

Wessel'd 

The act of turning around anything someone says and making it an insult and continuing this pattern no matter what anyone says.

Guy: Man I really like that when there's no clouds in the sky. It's just so clear and blue.

Girl: You're face is clear and blue.

Guy: WTF?

Girl: You've been Wessel'd

Wessel'd by J-Milly November 9, 2013

Wiesedrunk 

Slang for a level of intoxication. Rendered to speaking Cajun-Manderin while requiring the use of your teeth to save you from your own demise. Referencing yourself as we, us, and full 4th person context with they and them. Chemically incovienced

Me: I’m fucked up
Me: Me too!
Me: We are all wasted!
Me: Did you see that guy fall off the boat?
Me: Did I just lose a tooth??
Last night I was so Wiesedrunk!

Wiesedrunk by way2rud September 10, 2018

Andrew Wessen 

Fucking sexiest guitarist of the fucking sexiest band there ever was: GROUPLOVE. Great hair, great teeth, great smile, and great personality. Accepts any and all prom invitations and is sweet beyond belief. Also surfs professionally, which just adds to the sex appeal.

1: Hey have you heard that song by GROUPLOVE: spun?
me: Yes yes YES fucking YES andrew wessen aka sex god sings and plays uke on it its so fucking hot oh my god fangirling.

Andrew Wessen by andrew appreciaton September 2, 2012

Cardinal Wiseman 

A modern way of saying prison

“Wagwan with Young L”
-“Nm Fam he got locked up in Cardinal wiseman again”
“Say mummmsss”

Cardinal Wiseman by Bumboozle April 12, 2019

Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus 

A suffix added to the end of a name of someone who is pompous, pretentious, and otherwise grossly beguiled by their own sense of entitlement, and their given name doesn’t justify their personality enough.

Lauren: I want to talk to your manager, I demand my 72 cents.

Ben: Chill out, it’s not a big deal. You’re being a real Lauren Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus right now.

Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus by Bennehftw June 17, 2022