the curse of a thousand wipes

The poop that never comes off your ass

I have benn plagued by the curse of a thousand wipes

by Poopguy12 September 7, 2020

Bum Wipes

Slang term that can be used in place of "Toilet Paper."

Hey Joe, we're out of bum wipes!

by Michael (the main man) September 1, 2008

Baby wipes

Baby wipes are so beautiful if you see some you want to shove it in your bra. The smell makes your cleavage smell like sardines. P.s it turns your cleavage a funny colour (yellow) which is so beautiful. My friends all like to smell my boobs once I have done it. Sometimes I use them to wipe my babies sick off the carpet so it is convenient to have a stash in your bra. My baby is starting a new diet today which is baby wipes blended with his poo also it drinks baby wipe juice mixed with almond milk and a hint of vanilla essence. My baby’s bum hole is not as sore as it used to be because it is touching the baby wipe moisture every second of the day. Ps if the baby projectiles all over you just slap it and there you go you have red bottoms.

Baby wipes are the answers to life

by Unknownrandn December 21, 2019

hand wipes

TH\he OCD detective Monk needs to keep his hands clean.

I need a wipe, Sharona his nurse.

by doctor b November 15, 2004

Gorilla Wipes

Another name for "toilet paper". The sounds that come from the bathroom during this time are very much like those of a gorilla. So it is now the wipes of a gorilla.

Connor: "Yo Haley, You alright in there? Your sounding like a fucking Gorilla"

Haley: "Yo Bitch, Can you get me some Gorilla Wipes. Ive ran out of toilet paper"

by GorrillaWipes February 23, 2010

stripper wipes

Discreet moist towlettes used by a hooker or stripper as an integral part of the "trucker's shower" for the purpose of attempting to "cleanse" the vaginal area in less than 2 minutes in preparation for the next "gig" booked by a handful of horny 26 year old boys who saved 3 months of paychecks from their first real world job to pay for said nickel and dime hooker.

"Did you use the stripper wipes? I want to make sure I'm not contracting anything."
by wgray on Jan 6, 2014

by wgray January 6, 2014

nine wipes

where you have your cat in the bathroom while you take a dook.

I tried to get the cat out of the bathroom because i needed to take a duece but the little fucker bit me, so i was forced to take a nine wipes with him.

by bluelagoon January 15, 2010