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wikilobbying

The act of paying others money to edit Wikipedia entries in order to cast the employer's company, product or point of view in a better light. Coined by Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report.

When money determines Wikipedia entries, reality becomes a commodity.
"IBM could throw some of their money at perception and make their product 'objectively better', then Microsoft can just fire their cash cannons back and we're off to the races. This is the essence of wikilobbying." - Stephen Colbert
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wikillectual

one whose major knowledge base appears to have been garnered from Wikipedia and its related projects

derived from googlectual
Rob concealed his status as a Wikillectual once he finally received his Wi-Fi PDA/Cellphone, though those with whom he engaged in intellectual sparring sessions often commented on his overactive bladder, as he constantly ran to the bathroom in order to query the site privately.
by Elliott July 8, 2005
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Winikus

A fat, nasty bitch with dyed hair.
My professor is a total Winikus! She's rude to everyone.
by LittleDickNick December 5, 2021
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Spinkle winkle

Spinkle winkle is said to people thay wont stopp acting gay and think that they are cool.
exampel 1:
person 1: You whore go suck cock
person 2: no your spinkle winkle looking ass

exampel 2:
person 1: you are a disgrace to humanity

person 2: *finds picture of person 1* no your spinkly winkly looking ass
by ItzLixy October 17, 2021
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winit

the winit, after having a shit. you may fail to wipe your ass, if this is left un wipped for any number of hours winits are formed. Winits are dry pieces of shit that cling to your ass hairs
He spent all day picking the winits out of his ass pubes after being sacked from the snake house in the zoo.
by Johnny the Horse July 16, 2004
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wingless

A nickname of Lucifer and also the Antichrist

In Christian philosophy, the foretold prophet of Satan who will weed/balance out Christianity in that he will represent a negative Christ to free the world from the bounding parameters of the religion, or in biblical terms, "destroy it".

In many other religions he represents a force free of prejudice and unfair judgement. He is seen as a revolutionizing polarizing agent wielding powers from the underworld sent to rid the world of suffering, a dark angel blessed with the gifts of many deities including immense intelligence and speed. As Christ was said to have been murdered and resurrected in the Bible, the Antichrist is said to be resurrected from death by Satan (in Christianity) or a dark angel or a deity from the underworld on a significant date shortly before his reign. Alternate versions of this prophecy state that he is betrayed and discovered by a close friend (much like Jesus is from Judas) and put to death in secrecy by religious extremists, unlike Christ's open crucifixion, and that during his murder he is saved by an agent of the Devil, who kills his enemies and brings him to safety, and ultimately, his ascension.

In modern films like the Matrix, the Antichrist is portrayed as Neo, who being the 6th version, eventually fails and is brought down.
"Hey are you wingless?"

"Yeah."

"Oh, so you know Satan right?"

"Yeah he's my Uncle."
by metastasis July 8, 2012
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winip

dry tiny lil bits of poo left behind on the end of ass (arse) hair. stuck on the end of the hairs....
Khoy - " i had a big shit last night after a hot mexican "

Beltox - " oh man.... thats mustta burnt!"

Khoy - " yeah it sure did. and when i went to wipe up, i caught loadsa winip in the crease. danm it hurt.... i pulled loadsa the hairs out and noticed lil brown things on the end of them - (aka winip) !
by khoyrul January 2, 2008
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