A sacred gift from God Himself. It comes on a variety of flavors and sweetnesses. It's usually made from grapes, but can be made with other fruits like raspberries, strawberries, cherries, apples, peaches, pears, ect. There's even wines made from a vegetable called rhubarb. Many wineries mix/match fruits to make the perfect flavors, and many have seasonal flavors for different holidays.
Man, St. Julian's has a really good red wine that's super cheap and easy to get drunk off of. One bottle of my favorite wine, and I'm fucked up.
Extremely loose, wet stool that is induced by drinking too much wine of any variety. Wine Shits are known for their extremely rancid, stench and shit vapors bouquet. The remnant smell of Wine Shits is known to linger for extended periods of time and are most often encountered in office restrooms on Monday mornings after the office's resident wine connoisseurs have been on a weekend bender.
No one wanted to use the Men's restroom on Monday morning. Ron was well known for making his usual early morning arrival and sharing a wicked smelling case of the Wine Shits from his weekend wine bender.