wiseacre

a smart aleck or a wiseguy.

Richie has the reputation for being a wiseacre.

by G Know March 31, 2007

Wise Beard Man

Scientology critic and emmy winner Mark Bunker. Creator of xenutv.com and spiritual leader of Anonymous in the fight against Scientology.

"Wise Beard Man is Wise"

"Wise Beard Man: his words are wise, his face is beard."

"Bunker is a prejudist. He prejudices."

by Anon5858 January 11, 2009

Wiesedrunk

Slang for a level of intoxication. Rendered to speaking Cajun-Manderin while requiring the use of your teeth to save you from your own demise. Referencing yourself as we, us, and full 4th person context with they and them. Chemically incovienced

Me: I’m fucked up
Me: Me too!
Me: We are all wasted!
Me: Did you see that guy fall off the boat?
Me: Did I just lose a tooth??
Last night I was so Wiesedrunk!

by way2rud September 10, 2018

Cardinal Wiseman

A modern way of saying prison

“Wagwan with Young L”
-“Nm Fam he got locked up in Cardinal wiseman again”
“Say mummmsss”

by Bumboozle April 12, 2019

Wise

To be wise is to see things clearly by connecting pieces together like a puzzle to see the big picture. Typically people who are wise have a GOOD sense of their world around them; therefore they have GOOD common sense

I bet that wise man over there can help steer you in the right direction!

by yojerup December 14, 2017

crack wise

To be sarcastic and/or engage in witty banter, for the purpose of creating a humorous moment --- in particular with mates or friends;

"What's the matter? You got nothing to crack wise about?" (Miller's Crossing)

by onemodbird December 11, 2013

Tommy Wiseau

Director, actor, writer, producer (and everything else) behind the cult favorite, masterpiece known as The Room. His extraordinary talent and remarkable filmmaking skills have made him famous worldwide.

Here are some examples from the genius, timeless literature of Tommy Wiseau:

- You are lying! I never hit you! You are tearing me apart, Lisa!

- Oh hi doggy!

- Let's go eat huh!

- I'm so lucky to have you as my best friend, and I love Lisa so much.

- I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did not hit her, I did naat! Oh hi Mark!

- You betrayed me... you that good... you, you're just a chicken, chirp-chirp-chirp-chirp, cheep, cheep.

- What a funny story, Mark!

- Everybody betrayed me! I fed up with this world!

- Maybe you should have a girl, Mark.

- Anyway, how is your sex life?

by Klogg August 24, 2010