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wife-beater-status

An adjective used to describe someone who is jacked and has just the right chest and ab muscles to fit perfectly into a wife beater. In addition to chest and abs, arms (biceps, triceps, and deltoids) must also be tone and muscular. Obtained by using the bench-press and doing push-ups.
JT: Dude, going to the gym is going to get us to wife-beater-status!
KD: Yeah man, got to keep hitting the bench-press.
JT: Don't forget about push-ups.

KD: True son.
wife-beater-status by JTandKD June 25, 2009
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proof of wife 

What the President is being pressured for to substantively prove that his wife is anywhere around or in fact even alive.
Despite all this clamoring from the public for proof of wife, people need to remember that Melania’s living her life as she always has: far away from me, the Grabber in Chief.
proof of wife by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2018
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Back-Up Wife 

A girl who you will become your wife if the two of you are single at a pre-determined age.
Robin: Let's make a pact, if we both turn 40 and we're both single..
Ted: Robin Scherbatsky, will you be my Back-Up Wife?
Robin: A girl always dreams of hearing those words. Yes, yes, a million times, yes!
Back-Up Wife by drewdaspot June 6, 2012

Wife bob 

A hair style often resorted to by married women where the hair is cut very short. Most woman resort to this style of hair after they get married because they no longer have to impress anyone and don't want to deal with long hair anymore.
After 6 months of marriage my wife cut her hair into the classic wife bob. I don't like it.
Wife bob by Double TTT May 11, 2014

Dua for husband wife relationship 

Dua for husband wife relationship should be performed in this way-

First of all make fresh wuzu.
Perform this wazifa after the namaz of fazir.
Wear clean clothes.
Read Durood Shareef for 9 times.
Then read Surah Fateha for 5 times.
Then read this dua for husband and wife in Islam- Aallaaaahummaa Saalli aa Laaaa Muhaammaadin Waa aaaali Muhaammaad”.
After that again read Durood Shareef for nine times.
Then blow your breath on a glass of water.
Then give that glass of water to your husband for drinking.
After that make a dua to Allah SWT.
Insha Allah your relationship with your husband will become much better.
Do this dua for 15 days.
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i have a wife 

1) An apology, what man say to woman when he don't want to fuck
2) Porn film franchise, by Naughty America studio
Oh, you are so big and hard. -Sorry, I have a wife.
i have a wife by dildo777 July 18, 2018

“Hide your wife, I’ve gotta knife!” 

One of the best things Harry has said in a sidemen video.
When Harry says “hide your wife, I’ve gotta knife!”, it’s best that you don’t mess with Harry