WiFi

Hell for old people.

Ah! WiFi is so confusing to us elderly dudes!

by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018

Wifie

A sex slave, mostly for men.

That wifie was so good last night

by obsurd April 06, 2015

Wifi Parasite

People that buy a latte to sit in a coffee shop or similar venue for free wifi.

I walked in to a bagel shop for a bagel and noticed a table full of wifi parasites, laptops open, paper and pens out and pure business discussions flowing.

by Marcellus_Wallace October 13, 2014

Mcdonald's Wifi

Very bad, laggy internet. Usually is an insult during gaming in group chat referring that you have bad wifi.

- GG

Bro your not hosting your on Mcdonald's Wifi

by Difiner To Define October 18, 2016

McDonald's WiFi

a term to describe slow wifi

"My grandma is so poor that she has McDonald's WiFi. It's as slow as fuck."

by kningrad September 06, 2017

FSA Wifi

It is the worst wifi connection possibly achieved on this planet. This wifi is beyond a bad connection. It affects the life of thousands of people around the world.

Ricky: "MY STUPID WEBISTE IS NOT LOADING AGAIN!!!!"

Dave: "Must be FSA Wifi again"
James: "I hate my life"

by what do you mean? March 13, 2019

RPT WIFI

Horrible ass project wifi

Viewer of Yousouf Doumbouya IG Live: This nigga has RPT WIFI

by Shashank Doumbouya May 08, 2022