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A witty geeky person with whome most people love to spend hours with.

A witzel can keep you entertained for hours unend and loves video games, amvs, and often Sci Fi. They have a great scense of humor and are some of the funniest people you could ever meet.

Witzels are also very cuddly, though if you squeeze too hard you could brake it.

Also a very furry man who still gets cold during winter.

Over all: They are very loveable dispite ther're over all appearance and nerdom.
"My witzel is such a sweet heart, and can even recall every episode of Star Trek."
witzel by sea girl <3 geek November 7, 2008
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"fuck yeah he was lookin' fineee"
"why yes. his geougeous tan skin makes me hott"
"yeah i wanna fuck him"
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Godlike, Superior life-form, deity, a strong compliment
Whetzell by Jason "Whetzell" August 31, 2003
Village in Belgium, known for his export of chocolate since they have the biggest chocolate factory in the whole wide world, namely Barry Callebaut.
I live in Wieze.
Wieze is a great place to live.
Wieze by Machine2 June 16, 2011
A one legged killer gnome, who kills with his single red tap shoe. Its an old camper story. A tale from the Catskill Mountains. He also hexes people with hexzels. The GTC is associated with him often.
Only the GTC can stop Wetzel!
Wetzel by GTC member October 26, 2015