witzel 

A witty geeky person with whome most people love to spend hours with.

A witzel can keep you entertained for hours unend and loves video games, amvs, and often Sci Fi. They have a great scense of humor and are some of the funniest people you could ever meet.

Witzels are also very cuddly, though if you squeeze too hard you could brake it.

Also a very furry man who still gets cold during winter.

Over all: They are very loveable dispite ther're over all appearance and nerdom.

"My witzel is such a sweet heart, and can even recall every episode of Star Trek."

witzel by sea girl <3 geek November 7, 2008

Koe Wetzel 

A man with a beautiful voice and great cutoff jeans. This man also drinks literally every day of his life.

Guy 1: Dude I wanna live a carefree life

Guy 2: like Koe Wetzel?

Guy 1: Hell yeah like Koe Fucking Wetzel!

Koe Wetzel by T~$w@G July 29, 2018

stinky wizzelteets 

Creater of the Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy song, off of Ren & Stimpy

Hello boys and girls, this is your old pal stinky wizzelteets, this is a song about a whale....NO! This is a song aobut being happy! Thats right! It's the Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy song!

stinky wizzelteets by Squirrelygod August 23, 2005

Wetzel pretzel 

When you shove a bit of a pretzel up your pp hole

Jim”Hey can I have a pretzel and want to do a wetzel pretzel”

Mat “sure thing Jim!”

Wetzel pretzel by Afilthycasual November 10, 2020

Wetzel 

An unanticipated split in a male's stream of urine occurring as a result of excess semen in the urethra produced in a previous instance of masturbation or sex

Ex. 1) I was caught unawares by the magnitude of my Wetzel, leading to a disastrous leakage of urine onto my bathroom floor.

Ex. 2) I missed the toilet by several feet after experiencing a Wetzel of epic proportions.

Wetzel by Jwetz August 6, 2014

Witzelsucht 

Someone with the crippling addiction of saying puns all day.

<Man1> Looks like Jerry has a case of Witzelsucht...

<Man2> Fucking legend.

Witzelsucht by thdude21619 August 3, 2016

Pulling a Wetzel 

Leaving 10 minutes early for lunch to beat the crowd

We’re pulling a Wetzel at lunch today

Pulling a Wetzel by Pulling a Wetzel October 30, 2018