The Whirlygig

When two men put elastic bands around their balls and blend them together in a smoothie maker

"Yo, me and Tony did The whirlygig last night. The Nutshake tasted amazing afterwards!"

by Trancake June 30, 2022

New year whirlybird

Inserting a firework in the butt at 12 oclock midnight and watching it explode and smear the crowd.

HAPPY POOH YEAR!!

This year ill be doing a New year whirlybird to celebrate

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

whirly splat

An attack of the diarrhoea's SO bad that it looks like someone's arse has done a firehose rodeo down the loo.

Quite literally the onomatopaeic sound that would be assumed to go with the actual incident

Even worse when the whirly splat is discovered by the owner of the toilet and has had time to dry.

Toooommmmm, get you arse in here!!!

That's a right proper case of the whirly splats that is!!! here have a toilet brush

by ebuygum April 24, 2009

whirly pig

A police hellicopter. See also ghetto bird.

Effin' whirly pigs keepin' me up at night.

by Jonathan April 10, 2004

whirly bird

the manner of spinning around with no idea of what you are doing while trying to give the impression you have complete control of the situation

Look at the Wart spinning around like a whirly bird. He has no idea what he is doing but is acting like he has full control.

by the warty wart March 30, 2015

Curly whirly

Type of hair style applied buy a toilet.

Don't make me dip yo head in that toilet with all that shit talkin you do . Have yo ass pimpin a curly whirly , Punk!

by Hard to say November 3, 2018

Anus Curly-Wurly

What Manfred Mann's Earth Band wrote in their song, Blinded by The Light. But bro, the bird is a player.

Producer: So, whatcha wanna write in this song?
Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Little early birdy gave my anus curly-wurly.
Producer: That's totally reasonable.

by aNuS-cUrLy-WuRlY February 21, 2023