Double Horizontal

The act of two people having sex while laying down horizontally on to one another.

"I want to bust a double horizontal on yo ass."

by Phi-boy April 24, 2003

horizontal monster mash

basically to have sex lying down, cannot be vertical
or doing the crazed dance of the time, also while lying down
also can mean 2 monsters having sex, lying down

i walked in a they were doing the horizontal monster mash

by Paublo Sanchez July 1, 2006

Horizontal love dance

A half-NSFW way of referring to sex.

See also: Horizontal tango

Troy: So why are U afraid of Ryan and Sharpay?

Kelsi: I walked on them doing the horizontal love dance and they pushed me out of a window...

by The_Anonymouse June 5, 2018

horizontal jogging

British Sexual intercourse.

Hey Britney, fancy some horizontal jogging?

by Dunky Oggins October 18, 2003

horizontal bone dance

Cute, descriptive name for engaging in sexual intercourse.

I picked up this chick at a bar, and we went back to my place and did the horizontal bone dance.

by Stan B. August 31, 2003

horizontal lambada

It means exactly what it implies... Sex. Known in some old skool club circles as a very classic club tune from the mid 90's by DJ Lace. Features the "We're gonna have an orgasm" samples.

"Say girl/guy, would you like to dance the horizontal lambada with me?"

by clubby1 April 15, 2008

horizontal polka

Hungarian for sex

At the drive-in, the teenagers did the horizontal polka.

by Jesus Of Nazereth September 14, 2003