Ass Whoopin

Beating somebody's ass with the broom, the shoe, or the extension cord since you have been disrespectful in a whole new way

Get your ass over here! You're about to get an Ass Whoopin boy!

by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 3, 2016

booger whoopin

To have sex with a very unattractive female

"Yo Jamal, u see that bitch I picked-up last night. She was fine...."
"Nah mayne i seen her and U was booger whoopin"

by nicktrel February 3, 2012

Poopin whoopin

Originates from "coomin stoolin" wich is a slang word for stealing a cows powder. First mentioned in Diction*arium, a jackbox Game.
Mostly used in German Urban regions

Person 1: Ayo, did you see Clim poopin whoopin yesterday?
Person 2: Yes! He surely is the coomin stoolinh guy.
Person 3: 🥶

by DerEchtePhilosHelmWilhelm February 15, 2022

Jesus whoopin'

The Southern Baptist version of karma.

Bill: Remember last week when John dropped his fishing pole in the lake and Frank couldn't stop laughing at him?

Ellen: Haha yeah, then Frank got what was coming to him when he tripped on the dock and fell in the water!

Bill: He sure got a Jesus whoopin'!

by MaryCoal122511 December 29, 2011

purse whoopin

Purse whoopin; The act of reducing an attacker to tears with a hand bag, shopping bag or strapped purse. This is usually done to young brassy thug type males, intent on same purse or some other physical type abuse. The defensive act of 'purse whoopin' requires no special skill or talent but seems to come naturally to the purse bearer.

NOTE; There need not be any visible, audible or physical aggression to receive a 'purse whoopin' one need only achieve the tipping point level of smirk, whistle, or barely audible chuckle at the right time and place to be the unhappy reciepant of a "damn good purse whoopin, junior!"

Jerrod; Junior, what the heell is all that damn blue marks on you facial areas?

Junior; Man, dats the shits if ever I dun seen it. That crazy ass bitch like to killed me in the elevator with a bag full of rocks or sumpin!

Jerrod; What? sheeit!! you got yousef a purse whoopin!

by The Repurposed Male October 17, 2014

the whoopin' stick

Something you use (figuratively) when kicking someone's ass.

Captain Insano (WWF): "All I can tell you is this, Jimmy. Next week at the arena I'm gonna bust out the whoopin' stick on Triple H and knock him into the next century, and that's a promise!"
Mrs. Insano: "More like the whoopin' twig, little man."

by Nick D May 24, 2004

App-whoopin

When your phone is smacked out of your hand because you’re in a conversation with someone and still on your phone.

I was talking to grandma while on instagram and got an App-whoopin.

by L1l_N1kk1 July 31, 2019