A condition caused by getting hooked on Overlanding.
This condition can have a Positive or Negative side effect:
Positive effect - Sell your house and all of your other crap to buy a $300,000 overlanding van with all of the same amenities of the house you just sold. Then go camping at then end of a desolate dirt road in the wild outback, and run around in the nude under the pale moon light biting small creatures on the bum bum to find ones inner Sasquatch abilities.
Negative effect - Spend $80,000 dollars for gear and parts on an off-road rig. That's on top of the $50,000 spent on the vehicle. Shovels, sand boards, bumpers, big ol' tires, a winch, a jack, chairs, stickers, million dollar cooler or a fridge, gas cans always full of bad fuel and ready to explode, empty water cans because stale water is gross, and lights...don't forget about the lights...lots of lights….enough to cause light pollution that the International Space Station can observe from space, etc. Then Only to drive on paved roads 99% of the time and that is usually to the grocery store for toilet paper. That other 1% is a dirt road you went down by accident then you turned around because you were about to scratch the paint on you rig.
This condition can have a Positive or Negative side effect:
Positive effect - Sell your house and all of your other crap to buy a $300,000 overlanding van with all of the same amenities of the house you just sold. Then go camping at then end of a desolate dirt road in the wild outback, and run around in the nude under the pale moon light biting small creatures on the bum bum to find ones inner Sasquatch abilities.
Negative effect - Spend $80,000 dollars for gear and parts on an off-road rig. That's on top of the $50,000 spent on the vehicle. Shovels, sand boards, bumpers, big ol' tires, a winch, a jack, chairs, stickers, million dollar cooler or a fridge, gas cans always full of bad fuel and ready to explode, empty water cans because stale water is gross, and lights...don't forget about the lights...lots of lights….enough to cause light pollution that the International Space Station can observe from space, etc. Then Only to drive on paved roads 99% of the time and that is usually to the grocery store for toilet paper. That other 1% is a dirt road you went down by accident then you turned around because you were about to scratch the paint on you rig.
Bim - "Hay Frank did you hear that Faye is all Whoop Chickened on overlanding ever since she starting hanging around Bronco Girl. She sold the house and got a sweet...sweet million dollar van with everything a small loft in downtown New York would have to offer. Now she is out there roughing it on the dirt roads of adventure."
Frank - "Yeah I saw Faye the other day and she was telling me about it. She asked if I would like to head out with them this weekend and go on an expedition."
Bim - "Well are you going? Ain't know expedition like a Whoop Chicken expedition. Right?"
Frank - "Damn it Bim! You know my Jeep doesn't go in the DIRT!! Besides Saturday night I’m going to a Live concert"
Bim - “Gotcha. Well I gotta go, later.”
That is when Bim turned around and walked away all saddened knowing that Frank is suffering from the negative effects of Whoop Chicken. Then Bim bursts into tears and drops to his knees screaming to the heavens, "Why...why goddess why...that jeep doesn't deserve to be a captive of suburban streets of HELL!!!"
Frank - "Yeah I saw Faye the other day and she was telling me about it. She asked if I would like to head out with them this weekend and go on an expedition."
Bim - "Well are you going? Ain't know expedition like a Whoop Chicken expedition. Right?"
Frank - "Damn it Bim! You know my Jeep doesn't go in the DIRT!! Besides Saturday night I’m going to a Live concert"
Bim - “Gotcha. Well I gotta go, later.”
That is when Bim turned around and walked away all saddened knowing that Frank is suffering from the negative effects of Whoop Chicken. Then Bim bursts into tears and drops to his knees screaming to the heavens, "Why...why goddess why...that jeep doesn't deserve to be a captive of suburban streets of HELL!!!"
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For further clarification on how to pull whoopis and recognize when whoopis are being pulled, please watch the following films and comercials: Ghost, Sister Act, and 1 in 3 like me (light bladder leakage).
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Look over there! He's running with a fanny pack! And look! She's running in a habit! Everyone's pulling whoopis today!
Person 1: I just pulled a whoopi.
Person 2: How so?
Person 1: I just spritzed. I've been leaking for years!
The following statements are considered examples of pulling a whoopi: "Molly, you in danger girl," "Can I keep this pen?" and "I signed the wrong name... can I have another?"
Person 1: I just pulled a whoopi.
Person 2: How so?
Person 1: I just spritzed. I've been leaking for years!
The following statements are considered examples of pulling a whoopi: "Molly, you in danger girl," "Can I keep this pen?" and "I signed the wrong name... can I have another?"
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Beating somebody's ass with the broom, the shoe, or the extension cord since you have been disrespectful in a whole new way
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Jerry paused in thought.
"For what you have said about my mother, my girlfriend, and the proud ancestry of my forebears," he announced, "I have every intention of opening a can of whoopass."
2. General form:
"If <offending body> continues with <offending action>, it is totally time to open a can of whoopass"
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"For what you have said about my mother, my girlfriend, and the proud ancestry of my forebears," he announced, "I have every intention of opening a can of whoopass."
2. General form:
"If <offending body> continues with <offending action>, it is totally time to open a can of whoopass"
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