alfie whalley

alfie whalley is my sexy mf ass boyfriend:) he’s so cute :) go away girls, he’s mine, he’s vv hot and yeh, he’s isolating atm bc of CORONAAA so i can’t see him till monday,anyways :):)))::):):):):)

alexia: dam alfie whalley is sexy
oscar: yes he is

by yourlocalmf June 17, 2021

whalley

A term used to describe a vile piece of shit person that has no purpose in life and was most likely a failed abortion. Most "whalley's" grow up to marry washed up, cracked head strippers and have imaginary children

"Did you know we had a whalley on our floor? He's a virgin and masturbates in peanut butter jars!"

by I need more cowbell January 22, 2010

Woolley bum bum

A tall skinny red neck who has a extremely greasy long mullet that covers his anus from foreign objects

Hey look there's Woolley bum bum god he has a slimey mullet

by The sneaky scaffolder April 22, 2017

Wholly Null

An Idiot. Bafoon, Clumsy Ass

"Richard, You Wholly Null"

by JamboHorseHair May 18, 2010

Whalley

The best surname in the world! No, they aren't crackhead sluts and losers that seek attention, they are funny sociable people. May not be the smartest in the world but at least they try!

Hey, you see Miss Whalley over there, she's bang tidy!

by hhbabexx August 22, 2011

wholly mammoth

a depiction of a walrus that is created by using straws in the place of tusks.

also, a large female?? creature who roams cafeterias.

-"omg, why does that wholly mammoth have such large tusks?"
-"they only have industrial sized straws."

by adjkl2 January 8, 2010

Whooley

Philip. AKA Someone who is easily date-raped.

Your mom's a "whooley."

OR...

Go "whooley" yourself.

by giya =) August 4, 2007